[Texting]
Cordelia: Hey Madi, I'm grocery shopping right now.
Cordelia: What's your favourite cake?
Madison: Umm... wth Delia. What do you mean?
Cordelia: I keep hearing you tell Zoe about eating her cake.
Cordelia: So I'm going to buy you your own.
Madison: ... omg DELIA NO! That's not... OMFG.
Cordelia: Do you like vanilla?
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Lana: DUDE
Lana: I JUST SAW YOU ON TV!
Thredson: NO WAY
Thredson: What channel?
Lana: Animal planet :)
Thredson: I-
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[Zoe and Madison going out]
Madison: I swear, if you cause a scene again because you can't control your jealousy, we're leaving.
Zoe: Me?! And what was that two days ago with the barista?
Madison: You mean that hoe who was blatantly flirting with you while I was right there?
Madison: Come on, she was literally asking for a fight.
Zoe: She was asking me how my day was going.
Madison: Yeah! What a slut!
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Donavan: What are we going to do about JPM?
The Countess: I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.
Donavan: I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.
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[On the phone]
Madison: Babe, why are you not texting me back?
Zoe: Because im driving.
Madison: So what? Text me!
Zoe: Haven't you seen all the commercials about it?
Madison: Yeah, but I miss you.
Zoe: That's dange-
Madison: What?
Madison: ZOE?!
Madison: Are you okay????
Zoe: See bitch, you got scared.
