Zoe: Uh... Madison? Why are we lying in a parking lot?
Madison: Oh, you got knocked unconscious by a football.
Madison: So I lied next to you so everyone would think we're just chillin'.
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Jimmy: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Dell: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.
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Cordelia: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?
Zoe: Knife to the throat?
Madison: Gun to the back?
Queenie: Poison in his cup?
Cordelia: You're all horrible.
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Madison: That's ridiculous, Zoe doesn't have a crush on me.
Nan: Yes she does.
Queenie: Yes she does.
Cordelia: Yes she does.
Misty: Yes she does.
Zoe: Yes I do.
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[Ben meeting Cordelia]
Ben: So, you're a witch?
Cordelia: Yes.
Ben: You can do magic?
Cordelia: Yes.
Ben: [pulling out a card from behind her ear] Who's the real magical one here?
Cordelia:
