Cordelia: You know you can die from that?
Madison: [smoking a cigarette] That's the point.
Queenie: [drinking alcohol] We're trying to speed this up.
Zoe: [eating raw cookie dough, nodding with her mouth full] Mmm hmm.
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Cordelia:
Madison:
Cordelia:
Madison:
Cordelia: Are you going to tell me why you're crying into an ice cream tub under a blanket in a pitch black room or...
Zoe: She found out that Lindsey Lohan is the same height as her.
Madison: [crying with a spoonful of ice cream in her mouth] I'm not Lindsey Lohan!
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Desiree: [angry at Maggie] Don't say a word.
Maggie: Fergalicious.
Desiree: I said no words!
Maggie: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn't a word but now it is? How convenient for you.
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Cordelia: Madison, are you having a depressive episode?
Madison: Depressive episode??
Madison: I've been having a depressive SERIES for a WHILE. WE'RE ON SEASON FUCKING FIVE CORDELIA.
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Zoe: Why do you always let me win when we're racing up the stairs? You're faster than me.
Madison: I just like seeing you smile when you win.
Zoe: [to Queenie] She stares at my ass doesn't she?
Queenie: The whole time.
