Fifty Nine

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[Zoe and Madison are making out in their room]
Cordelia: [walks in with a drinks tray] You girls need anything?
Zoe and Madison: [ignore her]
Cordelia: Snacks? Drinks?
Cordelia: A condom?
Madison: [facepalms] Get out!

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Lana: How would you describe your life?
Kit: Basically when you try to make an omelette but fuck it up and end up with scrambled eggs but it's okay.

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Madison: Queenie, tell Zoe she's an idiot, but I still love her.
Queenie: Tell her yourself.
Madison: We're in a fight.
Queenie: You're literally sitting on her lap.

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Ben: Look, I'm going to be frank.
Tate: Okay. Can I still be Tate?

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Cordelia: You deserve a reward for putting up with me, Misty.
Misty: Oh, Cordelia, you're already my reward.
[Later]
Madison: You deserve a reward for putting up with me, babe.
Zoe: Heck yeah I do! You can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.

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