Zoe: *calls 911*
Madison: Don't do this. . .
Zoe: Hello? 911? I'd like to report a crime in progress.
Madison: This is illegal.
911: What is your emergency?
Zoe: It's my girlfriend, she. . .
Madison: Zoe, no.
Zoe: STOLE MY HEART!
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Nan: Is masturbating while smoking called masterblazing?
Madison: No it's called highjacking.
Queenie: No guys it's called weedwhacking.
Zoe, slightly horrified: No it's called disappointing your loved ones
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Writers: Let's make Emma Roberts a main character in freak show.
Us: Fuck yeah.
Writers: And make her the bad guy
Us: What???
Writers: But in the end she redeems herself.
Us: Oh thank god.
Writers: And then kill her off and act like she never existed.
Us: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
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Zoe: Is that your hand on my ass?
Madison: It was an accident.
Zoe: Your hand is still on my ass.
Madison: It's still an accident.
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Cordelia: Girls, I know I was supposed to be doing practice with you this weekend but something came up and-
Madison: [to Nan] Wanna go to Vegas?
Nan: Of course I do!
[Zoe and Queenie walk in]
Madison: Zoe. Queenie. Girls weekend in Vegas, you in?
Queenie: Hell yeah.
Zoe: Awesome!
Madison: I'll check flights.
Zoe: I'll check hotels.
Nan: I'll check my underpants, I'm so excited I think I peed.
Cordelia: [to Myrtle and Misty] I think they're okay with it.
