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Spalding: Miss Montgomery, I have to clean your room. There are a lot of bugs in there.
Madison: Bugs? There's no bugs in my room.
Spalding: What? But I heard Coco say that Miss Zoe always comes out of your room with her neck covered in bites.

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[The ex asylum patients trying to make their way through the press]
Kit: Pardon us.
Jude: Out of my way!
Grace: Excuse us please.
Lana: MOVE I'M GAY

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Madison: Have you eaten?
Zoe: Have you eaten?
Madison: Are you copying me?
Zoe: Are you copying me?
Madison: I love you and will end my boring ass relationship with Kyle so we can be together.
Zoe: Yeah, I already ate.

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Iris: This morning, I found a lottery ticket on the desk at reception.
Iris: I scratched it off and I won $18000!
Donovan: Wow!
Liz: That's amazing!
The Countess: Better luck next time.

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Zoe and Madison: [staring into each other's eyes]
Queenie: [opens a can]
Madison: Seriously? We were trying to have a moment!
Queenie: And I'm trying to have a coke but you don't hear me complaining.

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