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Zoe: [phone rings]
Cordelia: [looks at contact name "Daddy"]
Cordelia: I thought you're not in contact with your dad.
Zoe: [answers call and makes eye contact with Cordelia]
Zoe: Hey Madison.
Cordelia: [chokes on her water]

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Mallory: How would you like your coffee?
Coco: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Mallory: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream coming right up.

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Zoe: Look Madison! I got a new label maker!
Zoe: [makes label for everything]
Madison: Can I see? [starts typing]
Zoe: What's that for-
Madison: [puts label on Zoe]
Zoe: Does that seriously say "Property of Madison Montgomery"?

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Maggie: Good job, Dot!
Dot: You're giving me a sticker?
Maggie: Not just any sticker, oh no! It has a kitten saying "me-wow!"
Dot: I'm not a kindergartener!
Maggie: Okay, I'll take it back-
Dot: BACK OFF I earned this

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Queenie: Madison, your girlfriend's on the phone.
Madison: Zoe is NOT my girlfriend.
Madison: [on the phone] Hey, babe.

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