Zoe: Madison keeps on throwing things at me with her telekinesis.
Nan: So throw things back. It's no big deal, that's her way of saying hello.
. . .
Madison: Zoe never throws stuff back when I throw shit at her.
Queenie: So throw more stuff.
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Serena: Fucking hell.
Serena's boss: Language, you're on air.
Serena: ... fucking heck.
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Ally: I like that we use "Oh man" to express disappointment because men are, in fact, disappointing.
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Madison: [dies]
Cordelia: Alright, start the timer.
Misty: I don't know how that happened but I bet you half my Stevie Nicks records, that she returns in 2 months.
Queenie: Bullshit. One month.
Mallory: What? How can you all be so nonchalant? Madison is dead!!!
Cordelia:
Queenie:
Misty:
Zoe: [sipping her drink] I say 5 days.
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Zoe: Madison and I don't have nicknames for each other.
Queenie: Oh yeah, what do bees make?
Zoe: Honey.
Madison: Yeah babe?
