Cordelia: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you've lost over the years.
Kyle: Oh wow. My childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!
Queenie: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
Zoe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Madison: Mental stability, my old friend!
Cordelia: ...could you guys lighten up a bit?
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[Violet teaching Tate and Addie maths]
Violet: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees.
Addie: How can it be 90 degrees? It's winter.
Violet: No the angle is-
Tate: Because of global warming.
Violet: Goddammit.
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Pepper: Is it okay if I swear?
Sister Jude: Yes, Pepper, I will allow you to swear.
Pepper: F
Sister Jude: Yes, go on.
Pepper: I'm nervous.
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Madison: Cordelia why are you holding Misty's hand?
Cordelia: Holding hands relieves stress and provides comfort.
Madison: Oh I thought you were dating or something.
Cordelia: We are, I thought that was obvious.
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Rory: I hate it when people ask "What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?" Like. Awfully bold of you to think I've reached peak dumbass.
