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Coco: It's just so frustrating.
Mallory: What is?
Coco: Zoe keeps dropping obvious hints that she's into Madison, yet Madison is still completely oblivious.
Mallory: [wearing a "COCO PLEASE DATE ME" t-shirt] Haha yeah.

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Montana: [is unconscious]
Brooke: She isn't breathing...
Montana: [opens eyes]
Brooke: I guess I have to give her mouth to mouth.
Montana: [closes eyes]

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[Zadison arguing]
Zoe: Babe, I'm driving. We can talk about this later or we'll crash-
Madison: I don't care if we crash!
Queenie: [at the back] Excuse me what the fuck-

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Tate: [putting more food on Violet's plate] You need to eat more, you're eating for two now!
Vivien: [gasps] Does that mean...?
Tate: [proudly] That's right. [pats Violet's stomach affectionately] She's got tapeworm.

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[Trying to get rid of a spirit]
Cordelia: You need to light a black salt candle at exactly three am, and the spirit might leave after that.
Madison: [banging two pans together] GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER!

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