Misty: Cordelia, I'm cold.
Cordelia: Oh no! Here, take my jacket.
. . .
Zoe: Madison, I'm cold.
Madison: What? Here, take my jacket [takes off jacket] Ugh, I told you to wear more layers, but you never listen to me. [pulls scarf out of nowhere] How long have you been cold? [takes someone else's hat] You should've told me earlier!!
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Liz: Iris, why are there books in the ice machine?
Iris: [glances at machine] Um... because it's cool to read?
Liz:
Liz: Did she just-
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Nan: I'm going to read Madison's mind to see if she's really studying what Cordelia told us.
Madison's mind: Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Zoe Cigarette Zoe Zoe Zoe
Nan: I know Madison hates Zoe but wow.
Queenie: ... sure, that's why.
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Joan: Luke, I don't want you coming to this house again. Two of the young girls here are in a sexual relationship and I don't want their sinfulness to influence you.
Zoe: Excuse me?
Luke: Mother! Apologise to them.
Joan: I won't apologise. In the bible it's Adam and Eve, not Madam and Eve!
Madison: Okay lady, you need to Adam and leave before I kick your ass.
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[Zoe arrives to the coven for the first time]
Queenie: [whispering to Madison] Whatever you do, don't fall in love with her.
Madison: Trust me, that's the last thing that's gonna happen.
[Many years later, Zoe and Madison are cuddling on the couch and watching a movie]
Queenie: [raises eyebrows]
Madison: ...oops?
