Fourty Nine

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Zoe: You remind me of my pinky toe.
Madison: Um... thanks?
Madison: How?
Zoe: Well, you're small, cute and dainty...
Zoe: And later on tonight I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table.
Madison: [spits out water]

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Gallant: I would do anything for you Coco.
Coco: Tell me my hair is better than yours.
Gallant: ... I would almost do anything for you, Coco.

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Nan: Zoe, do you want to come with us to the restaurant later?
Zoe: Sorry, I can't. I have things to do.
Madison: [whispering to Nan] I'm things.

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Liz: I don't dress to impress. I dress to depress.
Liz: I look so good that I make people hate themselves.

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Madison: I think we should practice kissing, you know, for boys.
Zoe: Mads, we both know how to kiss. We've kissed boys.
Madison: Zoe, I don't want to think about that, let's just practice.
Zoe: Okay, fine.
Madison: Wait what? THAT WORKED? Okay!

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