Seventy Eight

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Queenie: [pouring a glass of vodka for Madison] Just say when.
Madison:
Queenie:
Madison:
Queenie: [still pouring]
Madison:
Queenie: [stops pouring]
Madison: DID I SAY WHEN?
Queenie: THE CUP'S FUCKING FULL
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Baby Michael: H-h-h
Constance: Come on Michael, you can say it! Say hi!
Baby Michael: H-h-HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN-

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Zoe: Madison Montgomery is the worst thing to ever happen to me. It's like her entire existence was created to oppress ME specifically.
Queenie: Is that why you literally just doodled 'Mrs Zoe Montgomery' all over  the back of your notebook?
Zoe: Irrelevant.

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Misty: Fist me.
Cordelia: [panicking] I- what the fuck??
Misty: [holds out fist for a fist bump]
Cordelia:
Cordelia: Right, that's what you- right, okay, God, Jesus fucking Christ.

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Madison: I fucking hate dogs. There is nothing that I am more physically repulsed by then the dumb ugly face of those furry demons.
Cordelia: Doesn't Zoe love dogs?
Madison: ...
Madison: I fucking love dogs.

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