Queenie: [texting] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND ZOE
Madison: [responding] WE'RE FUCKING
Madison: GETTING [not delivered]
Madison: DRINKS [not delivered]
Queenie: Oh... never mind then.
Madison: WAIT [not delivered]
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Beverly: [showing a dress for Serena's funeral] I need your opinion.
Ally: Absolutely not. It's a funeral, not a concert.
Beverly: So what? I can't dance on her grave?
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Madison: Just forget about it, nobody got hurt.
Mallory: I-I had a concussion.
Madison: Nobody got SERIOUSLY hurt.
Mallory: I was in the ER for six hours.
Madison: Okay, you wanna know the truth, Mallory, about your little "bump" on the head...
Madison: [hovering her hand an inch above the ground] It's about this high on our list of priorities right now.
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Holden: Scarlett called me a mean name!
Alex: What have I told you, honey? Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Holden: But chains and whips excite me.
Alex: COUNTESS WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING MY CHILD
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[Mallory meeting the coven for the first time]
Mallory: [to Zoe] Black widow?
Mallory: [to Queenie] Human voodoo doll?
Mallory: [to Nan] Psychic?
Nan: Clairvoyant, but psychic works too.
Mallory: [to Madison] What about you?
Madison: Uh, for a little while I was dead. Twice actually.
Mallory: What are you now?
Madison: ..... better?
