Fourty Seven

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Cordelia: Madison, aren't you too old be going trick or treating?
Madison: When I was younger, trick or treating was the only good memory I had with my mom so I guess I just wanted to recreate that with you.
Cordelia: [tearing up] Really?
Madison: Nah, I just love candy.

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[Crashing noises]
Rory: [bursts into Roanoke house]
Roanoke House: Uh...
Everyone:
Rory:
Everyone:
Rory: [wearing light up shoes] I got new shoes...

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[At breakfast]
Mallory: Cordelia?
Cordelia: Yes, Mallory?
Mallory: I think there's raccoons in Zoe and Madison's room.
Cordelia: Why do you think that?
Mallory: Ever since Madison came back I keep on hearing screaming coming from their room at night.
Cordelia, Queenie and Zoe: [spit out their water] ...
Madison: Sure, raccoons...

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Paul: Hey Jimmy, did you eat the last powdered doughnut?
Jimmy: Nooo, of course not!
Paul: Then what's that white stuff on your shirt?
Jimmy:
Jimmy: Cocaine?

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Madison: It's super cold outside.
Madison: We should hold hands and sit closer... so we don't get cold.
Zoe: *blushing* okay.
Queenie: ...
Queenie: Y'all, it's fucking summer.

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