Maggie: Jimmy, I'm cold.
Jimmy: Oh no! Here, take my jacket.
. . .
Chester: Dot, I'm cold.
Dot: What do you want me to do? Fucking light you on fire.
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[Zoe storms in angrily]
Cordelia: What happened?
Zoe: Nan throws Madison's phone out the window. Madison tries to throw Nan out the window. The taxi driver throws us all out of the car.
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Beverly: So Serena sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "Shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you".
Ally: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?
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Cordelia: Okay guys, how do I ask Misty out?
Zoe: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two.
Cordelia: Oh my god, no!
Queenie: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in the car.
Cordelia: STOP IT!
Madison: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Cordelia: Fuck you all, I'm leaving.
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Jimmy: I brought reinforcements!
Desi: Oh, you brought Dell?
Jimmy: I brought the next best thing.
Maggie: Hey.
Desi: Maggie? You brought Maggie? The next best thing would be Eve!
Maggie: Normally, I'd be offended, but Eve is freakishly strong.
