Madison: Can Zoe dress up as Santa next Christmas?
Coco: Why? I thought I was good as Santa...
Queenie: Relax Coco, she just wants an excuse to sit on Zoe's lap.
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Serena: Bitch.
Beverly: That's it, you're blocked.
Serena: No, wait! Unblock me.
Beverly: What is it?
Serena: Bitch.
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Madison: I need advice for my lunch date with Zoe.
Queenie: Just be yourself. Be nice.
Madison: Which one? I can't do both.
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Hayden: [on the phone] Hey genius, you left the handbrake off.
Ben: No I didn't.
Hayden: Yes you did.
Ben: No, I didn't.
Hayden: Okay, then I guess me and Tate are rolling down the hill in someone else's car.
Tate: Hi Ben.
Ben: OMG
Hayden: This is fun.
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Cordelia: [cutting the space between Zoe and Madison with a butterknife]
Queenie: What are you trying to do?
Cordelia: I am trying to cut the sexual tension between Zoe and Madison.
Queenie: It's not working.
Myrtle: Try a cheese knife.
