Queenie: Can you guys go any faster? The warlocks are right behind us.
Zoe and Madison: [holding hands] We're running as fast as we can.
Queenie: Well maybe if you stopped holding hands you cou-
Zoe and Madison: NO!
Queenie: Okay, God! It was just a suggestion!
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Rudy: Is Beverly okay?
Ally: Yeah, why?
Rudy: I just watched her pour 10 packets of instant coffee in cold water and drink it one go without breaking eye contact.
Ally: Oh, she has a cult meeting with Kai.
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Madison: Zoe, were you wearing black laced thong last night?
Zoe: Yes! Wait why?
Madison: Because I found it in my pocket this morning...
Zoe: I honestly don't wanna know.
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Ethel: *breathes*
Elsa: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!! YOU SPINELESS FUCKSNWBB
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Cordelia: Just put yourself in my shoes. What would you have done?
Madison: First of all, I would never wear whatever the hell that is on your feet.
Madison: And second of all, not what you're doing!
