[Zoe and Madison walk into the house, one of them limping on both feet and the other with a bloody nose]
Cordelia: Oh my god, what happen to you?
Zoe: I tried to let go of my anger and ended up throwing a rock at my foot.
Madison: Then she got more angry and kicked the rock with her other foot.
Cordelia: Wha-? And what happened to you?
Madison: Oh, I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.
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[Jimmy, Maggie, Bette, Dot and Paul are playing scrabble]
Paul: I will put "A" down to make "A".
Bette: We will add to your "A" to make "AT".
Jimmy: And I'll add onto your "AT" to make "RAT".
Maggie: Okay, I'll add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Dot: [flips board]
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Vivian: *doing laundry* Honey, I don't want you hanging around Tate anymore.
Violet: Well, why not?
Vivian: I just get a weird-
Tate, from inside the washing machine: Yeah, why not?
Vivian: Oh god no.
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Kai: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Meadow: *reaches for the butter*
Harrison: *also reaches for the butter*
. . .
Samuels: *running in through the door with a stick of butter in his hand* You needed me, babe?
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Nan: If I were a drink I'd be cherry vanilla cola. If you were a drink what would you be?
Madison: Bleach.
Queenie: Sewage.
Nan: Please calm down witches.
