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Zoe: Having trouble with that yogurt?
Kyle: This lid is being a fucking dickhead...
Zoe: [turns towards Madison accusingly] Wonder where he got that from.
Madison: [looks up] From the fridge, you fucking dickhead.

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Kai: I could kill you if I wanted to, Winter.
Winter: Yeah? So could another human being.
Kai:
Winter: So could a dog.
Kai:
Winter: So could a dedicated duck.
Kai:
Winter: You aren't special, Kai.

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[Madison is trying to ask Zoe out and Queenie is helping her]
Queenie: Ask her something.
Madison: Okay.
Madison on the phone with Zoe: How are you feeling today?
Zoe: I'm feeling fine.
Queenie to Madison: Something personal.
Madison: Okay.
Madison to Zoe: At what age did you get your first period?

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[At Disneyland, in the teacups]
The Countess and Donovan: *spinning, a little talking*
Liz and Tristan: *flys past them, screaming*

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Madison: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Zoe: Um no, I said "Madison don't lick the swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do, Benson" and then you licked the swing set.

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