Scott McCall
"Right. I'm an Alpha with performance issues"
Stiles Stilinski
"I'm a 147 pounds of pale skin and bones, sarcasm is my only defense"
Lydia Martin
"Sweetheart, my last boyfriend was a homicidal lizard so I think I can handle a werewolf"
Allison Argent
"I thought you were psychic bitch?"
Derek Hale
"I will rip your throat out...with my teeth"
Malia Tate
"Fun like bowling? Or sex with other guys?"
Liam Dunbar
"I fell in a hole"
Theo Raeken
"Im an atheist. Fire at will"
Issac Lahey
"Well I'm a little bummed about being a fugitive, but other than that, I'm great"