Zero Falls: Season One

Irrational Treasure-Final

After bidding the officers farewell, Mabel and Bill returned to town, along with Quentin Trembley.

"And then he spanked me with a paddle for hours. Long story short, George Washington was a jerk," Trembley finished his story.

"I swear, every word you say is making me lose braincells," Bill sighed.

Mabel shot him a stern look, before turning to Trembley. "It's been a pleasure meeting you, Mr President."

"I can say the same for you two," He said. "So, in return for my freedom, I'll be bestowing gifts upon you."

Trembley pulled out a top hat and handed it to Mabel. "For you Mabel dear, I am making you an official US congressman."

She put the hat on top of her original one, and smiled proudly. "I'm legalizing everything!"

"Sounds good to me," Bill said.

"And for you, Bob," Quentin said, to the blond. "I give you, the President's Key." He handed the object to Bill.

"Uh, okay," He replied, halfheartedly.

"I can't wait to tell Dipper and Will about our adventure," Mabel said. "Now, where are they?"

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"HAHAHAHAHA!"

Dipper sighed. "It isn't funny, Bill."

"Are you sure about that?" He chuckled. "Because from this angle, it definitely is."

"I can't believe none of these keys worked," Will said, holding up a bunch of keys in his cupped hands. "And I paid a lot of money for them."

Bill recalled something. "Wait a minute," He said, then dug inside his pocket.

He then took out the President's Key, and used it on the stocks. Immediately, it cracked open, and Dipper was freed.

"That actually worked," Dipper breathed, in disbelief.

"No need to thank me," Bill grinned, and the brunette scoffed in return.

Dipper then turned to his sister. "OK, mind telling me what you two been up to? Also, who is that guy?" He pointed to Quentin Trembley, who was starting a fistfight with a seagull.

"Put up your dukes, you feathered fiend! I will never return the cornbread!"

"Oh, he's the real founder of Zero Gravity Town," Mabel said, casually.

"What?"

"It's a long story, Pine Tree," Bill told him. "How about you? Wanna tell us why you got trapped in there?"

Dipper heaved a sigh. "It was because of a stupid llama."

"You mean this llama?"

They turned to the voice. Wendy stood in front of them, holding Lavender on her shoulders.

"Lavender! Thank goodness!" Will exclaimed, in relief.

The redhead placed the animal down gently. "I saw her with Gideon, then I punched him. After that, I went to find you guys. She really likes it when I carry her for some reason."

Lavender stepped towards Will, and started chewing his hair. He shrugged. "I missed you too, Lav."

"Thank you, Wendy," Dipper said, gratefully. "We wouldn't want Pacifica throwing a fit."

"What was that, you nerd?"

"Pacifica!" Mabel beamed, turning towards the blonde.

The lady stomped towards them, and whistled towards her pet. Immediately, Lavender trotted back to her and stood beside Pacifica.