Prinxiety Oneshots 2

-The Vine era Chapter-

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Do you submit to my power?

Yes

Do you wish to harness abilities bigger then your wildest dreams?

Yes

Do you wish to worship the Ancient Gods?

Yes

Do you agree to become the Narrator of this twisted story?

Yes

The ritual is complete, The Ultimate Storytime awaits, Thomas Sanders

I wake up in a cold sweat, recognizing the small room where I live. The only thing giving me comfort is Mrs Fluffybottom, the stuffed rabbit I've had all my life. She helps combat everything I am afraid of

Sometimes I wish I wasn't the villain, I wish that the people who look like me accept me for who I am. I harbor a long-standing crush for a certain annoying Prince person, I see him with a girl and they train with their swords at the battlefield set up, she looks younger then Prince so my guess she's still in high school or in college

Then there's a stereotypical Dad person, he has a kid of his own so I don't want to intrude into his life. The kid in question always has some journal with them, it says The Sacred Scholars Temple on the back, whatever that place is

There's also an outcast like me, they live in or near a very tall and high tree. It always has a Get Off My Lawn sign to keep others away. I wonder if they will ever make any friends, different from me who is antisocial

I see a Teacher person sometimes but not often, I know that they work at the community college so I think that the girl attends classes there when she's not sword fighting

There's this cave that I always see, always hearing crazy laughter or evil monologuing from a person. His black and white jacket looks familiar to me which is weird. There was these strange carvings on the rocky jagged walls, they had similar designs as myself and the people who look like me

My blanket isn't keeping me warm so I put on my signature black plaid hoodie, clutching Mrs Fluffybottom as I try to settle down and sleep properly

Oh look another bright and sunny day...hooray.  I roll my eyes and reluctantly get out of my small me sized bed, running a hand through my bangs and putting on my smudgy black eyeliner. I made sure that Mrs Fluffybottom was with me and I left the house, seeing the "neighborhood" in the distance

Dad Guy left his house along with the kid, walking to the hilltop where I think the Temple is located. Sword Girl left after them, walking to her community college. I assume Teacher left already so that they can prepare for their classes early and Prince doesn't really do much except for sword fight, rescue maidens, and sing in the woods or something

I mostly just contemplate life and wonder existence at the 34th street wall. Someone randomly graffitied 34 all over it so thus the name was born. Here am I wishing that I had some money so that I can get a decent latte at the Starbucks, I see the kid have one in their hand sometimes. Either that or hot pockets

Great, Teacher yelled at one of his students for not following the dress code instead of breaking up a fight. His outbursts can be heard from miles away. Now Princey is off finding something, I heard him muttering about a remote control. Just yesterday, he went heroically searching for a girls foot to fit a gold high heel. Meanwhile Dad is currently riding on those all terrain bike things but child sized on his lawn while songs from a mixtape are playing