Prinxiety Oneshots 2

-The Sanders Gang as School Quotes-

Quotes collected by the author's best friend
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¥Virgil¥
~unenthusiastic cheering~

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(Patton)
~smashes head against the wall~
Lol, I'm such a Capricorn

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[Logan]
You're silly and quirky, but for the love of God, please log onto Zoom

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{Remus}
YES! I will teach them all forms of birds! Forever!
~evil laughter~

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{Roman}
Ferdinand to Fred, to Freddy, to Freddy Fazbear, to Bonnie, and then Jesus!

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[Logan]
The magic of what...?

{Roman}
Friendship?

¥Virgil¥
Freedom?

(Patton)
Love?

{Remus}
Colonialism?

[Logan]
COLONIALISM??

<Janus>
Worth a shot

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(Patton)
Remember those books? If you give a Mouse a cookie, if you give a Moose a muffin?

<Janus>
If you give the Soviet Union access to the Political Secrets of the Manhattan Project?

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(Patton)
It's time to get foily

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(Patton)
Let's talk about Grandma

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[Logan]
You've heard of No Fear Shakespeare-

{Remus}
Now get ready for a cooler, scarier version. FEAR SHAKESPEARE!

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¥Virgil¥
It's like a guitar solo, except it's an AC unit

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(Patton)
It's not COVID, just trail mix!

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{Roman}
Is that an Easter Egg?

[Logan]
No, it's a field hockey ball

<Janus>
No, it's an Orange
~inspects orange~
Yep, it's a real one

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[Logan]
Profe? Profe, can I play Tetris in class?

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<Janus>
Ew, who blushes anymore? Anti-Romance

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{Roman}
YAY I DID A THING RIGHT!

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{Remus}
Are feet allowed?