Prinxiety Oneshots 2

-The Sanders Gang as School Quotes 2-

More Quotes from the author's best friend
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[Logan]
Lower the computer or I'll lower your grade!

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(Patton)
What do pop-stars do during pandemics? Social Disan-sing!

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{Remus}
Maternal figure lasagna

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{Roman}
Please don't stab me

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[Logan]
JAPAN AND CHINA ARE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!

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<Janus>
Do not pay others to read it for you. Or have others pay you to spoil it. If it's above $50 then take it. If it's below $50, then read it for yourself

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(Patton)
You're all going to jail for being mean >:(

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{Roman}
Hollywood makes them spicy

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<Janus>
Janus by day, epic communist by night

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{Remus}
You seem a little bit too exited about calling me a whoreson insolent noisemaker

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{Roman}
Hi, I'm Roman, my pronouns are he him his

(Patton)
Hi, I'm Patton, my pronouns are he him his

[Logan]
Hi, I'm Logan Sanders, I'd like to talk to you about stormwater

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[Logan]
No, I think we're all going to present today

<Janus>
That's what the communists want you to believe

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[Logan]
~repeatedly bonking Remus with a bunch of rolled up homework sheets~
This is not child abuse! This might be annoying, but this is not child abuse!

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{Remus}
You are distracting them from the blood inside their lungs!

<Janus>
That's pretty distracting

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¥Virgil¥
When this happens in a horror movie, bad things happen

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[Logan]
Do we want extra time to practice?

|The Rest Of The Gang In Perfect Unison|
N O

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{Roman}
You should sit the heck down and take a piece of paper the heck out!

[Logan]
Adding 'the heck' to a sentence doesn't emphasize it more

{Roman}
YES THE HECK IT DOES

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{Remus}
Bestie Janus, are you ready to sacrifice all the goats tonight?