Prinxiety Oneshots 2

-The Sanders Gang as B99 quotes-

In honor of Brooklyn 99s ending on Sept 16, The Author put together this Chapter. It has the same format as the 2 School Incorrect Quote Chapters
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•Thomas•
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt

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[Logan]
Love, it sustains you. It's like oatmeal

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¥Virgil¥
You're under arrest for ruining something perfect!!

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{Roman}
Everytime I hear you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PAC-Man dies

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¥Virgil¥
A place where everybody knows your name is hell, you're describing hell

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[Logan]
I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes

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•Thomas•
Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said

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(Patton)
I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me

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{Roman}
The English Language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky Face

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(Patton)
Move over, Sanders, Move over!! Okay. And if I may do a 3rd toast, I'll be focused primarily on the Mango Yogurt

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•Thomas•
Fine, but in protest, I'm walking over there extremely slowly

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•Thomas•
Actually, someone reported that they couldn't find your head. But we found it: it was up your butt. You're a fireman, you should know how to treat that burn

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€Emile€
Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first

•Thomas•
Your first what?

€Emile€
Dog

•Thomas•
That is never what people mean by that

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(Patton)
I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster. Like fools

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¥Virgil¥
Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about, like he's a good listener

@Nico@
Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?

¥Virgil¥
Real stuff...

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•Thomas•
I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctors said my bleeding was internal, that's where all the bloods supposed to be

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@Nico@
I can't wait to see the inside of Logan's house. I'm going to learn everything there is to know about him