Sam and max stories

Don't tell sam

(art by me) 

"Hooo boy that's some good stuff right there!" Max says, having just downed another whiskey. Sam looks over. "Okay, I think you've had enough there little buddy..." he tries to reach for him but Max pushes him away. "Hey, hey there bucko, I know I'm a sexy little bunny rabbit but only my business partner is allowed to touch me." Sam was confused. "I am your business partner max..." Max shakes his head. "Nuh uh! Sam doesn't have five eyes!" he laughed. Sam sighs. "Dear lord, you must be really far gone." max giggles. "Sam... I love that guy, he's the best...''Sam smiled. "Hehe, I agree." Max leans closer and whispers. "Hey, don't tell Sam but... I am absolutely enamored with the guy." Sam blushes. "R-really...?" Max nods. "Mhm! He's tall, he's so handsome, he's funny, he's super sweet" he giggles. "honestly the guy's too nice for his own good but, when he gets angry he's SO HOT!!" Max blushes, holding his face. Sam couldn't believe what he was hearing. "H-how long have you liked him..?" Max looks at him, tossing his hands in the air. "YEARS!" Sam almost teared up. "Why don't you tell him..?" Max looked angry. "Ya kidding me? The guy only likes ladies." Sam tilted his head. "Do you know for sure?" Max looks down. "Well, no, but, every time we run into an attractive female, Sam just drools over her... never once did to any guy..." Sam blushes and pulls at his tie, he does do that... "well... maybe you should ask him about it! He might just like you back.. *hint hint* " max shakes his head again. "I cant... the guys my best friend, if i just tell him i wanna kiss the daylights out of him he'll hate me... think I'm a freak..." Sam sighs. "Wow.. tough break.." Max nods. "Yeah..." he grabs him by the tie and looks angrily at him. "And remember, If Sam even hears one word of this conversation, you are a dead man!" Sam nods. "Don't worry, I won't say a word." Max lets go of him. "Good... oh man..." he passes out face first on the bar. Sam giggles, picking up max and kissing his head. "I love you too buddy..." Max smiles in his sleep. Sam pays for their drinks then carries Max out to the car to take him home.

A few hours later, Max wakes up on the office couch. "Ugh.. my head..." he puts a paw to his throbbing temple. "Hey, look who's finally awake!" Sam said, walking over and kneeling by the couch. Max looks at him. "What happened last night?" Sam pets his head. "You drank like 7 jack Daniels and got wasted." Max remembers. "Oh yeah..." Sam giggled. "You also confessed your undying love for me." max blushes, remembering. "W-what... WHO TOLD YOU?! Was it that guy from the bar!? Oh he is gonna be so dead-''Max was interrupted by Sam kissing his head, making him blush. "It was me." Max looked at him. "What?" Sam hugs him gently. "That guy was ME, bonehead. You were so far gone you didn't recognize me." Max thinks. "Wait... so all I said.. You heard that.. Oh god.." Max covers his eyes and remains red. "I'm so sorry..." Sam nuzzled him, keeping him close. "It's okay sweetheart.. I feel the same.." max freezes. "W-what?" Sam looks in his eyes. "I love you too max.." Max tears up, hugging him. "W-why didn't you say anything?" Sam rubs his back. "Same reason you didn't, I was scared you'd think I was a freak..." Max nuzzles him. "Never Sam..." the two cuddle for a little bit. "S-so.." Max said, turning red again. "I-is this the p-part where we k-kiss?" Sam blushed. "Only if you want to, doll." Max nods. "I do..." Sam smiles and pulls back from the hug, gently pressing his lips against Max's. Max did the same, their heartbeats going 90 miles a minute. The two were happy and content together.