Sam and max stories

A crazy rabbit to you, a little buddy to me

(art by radicalzapstar on Insta) 

"Hey, max?" Sam said, nervously. He was sitting on the couch while Max was sitting at his miniature desk. "Yeah? What's up? He replied. "There is.... Something important I should probably talk to you about..." max nodded. "okay?" Sam took a breath. "Could you come over here?" Max got up and went to sit beside him. "What's up?" Sam looks away. "Well, I've been thinking about our relationship nowadays..." Max tilts his head. "Yeah? How so?" Sam sighs. "Well, you are my best friend, right?" Max nods. "Yeah?" "and we're always gonna be friends, right?" Max nods. "Of course." Sam looks at him. "But I mean, what if we're meant to be even greater?" he says with a little hand flourish.

"Sam, what are you saying?" Max asks, tilting his head in confusion. Sam sighs, looking away and scooting over. "N-no, nevermind, it was silly..." max scoots too, staying by him. "Aw come on, just tell me!" Sam shakes his head. "You'll think it's weird..." Max laughs. "Sam, I'm basically the king of weirdos..." Sam smiles a little. "Good point.." Max smiles. "Tell me!" Sam looks him in the eye. "You promise you won't like, make fun of me, or be grossed out?" max giggles. "Can't promise for sure, but I'll try." Sam smiled. "Okay then.... Max?" Max looks back at him. "Yesss?'

"I think I might have feelings for you." Sam said, blushing. Max feels his face heat up. "W-what..?" Sam smiles a little. "Little buddy, you make my life like, infinite times more fun and interesting. You are always there by my side, even when I'm not myself, you are really adorable and most of all..." he boops Max's nose with his own. "You just crack me up."

Max blushes harder. "Sam... I never knew...'' Sam giggled weakly. "I guess I did a pretty good job of hiding it then.." Max nodded. "Although.. Now that I think about it..."

He remembers a few times Sam's actions seemed.. Not so platonic. There was that time he attacked the guinea pigs because he thought they cut out his brain, the time he went ballistic when his brain actually did get cut out, the time he let max bite his finger when they were zombies, the time he wanted to kiss under Jesse James hand during Christmas, the time they went on the tunnel of love together, and the constant reminders that max isn't into girls.

"I guess it was kinda obvious."

Sam gave a shaky smile. "Remember when we first met...? How you beat up that funk that tried to take my lunchbox? And how I blushed when you gave it back to me?" Max thinks, then his jaw drops.

"Oh my god..." Max looks at him. "You've liked me since we were KIDS?" Sam looks away, scratching his neck. "Ehhh... kinda." he sighs. "I think I started to, you know, like you like you in highschool... after I figured out I was bisexual you know?" Max nods. "Yeah, I get that."

Sam scratches the back of his neck. " sorry for making things awkward, I just needed to get it off my chest..." max scoots closer. "It's okay Sam, I'm glad you told me. I wouldn't want you to stew in your own self doubt forever.." Sam smiles a little. "Yeah..." Max leans up, kissing him on the cheek. "You're really lucky you're cute, Sam , otherwise things actually would be awkward." Sam blushes. "What?" max giggles. "You like me right?" Sam nods. Max smiles widely. "That's why it's good that you are attractive, because otherwise I would be weirded out." Sam keeps looking confused. "....what..." Max sighs. "Sam, Sam, Sam, how dense can you be?"

Sam remained still as Max took hold of his hands and kissed him passionately on the lips. Now as well as frozen, Sam was also red. Max pulls back, opening his eyes. "Ha, Sam, you look like a tomato!" Sam just sat, stunned. "Sam?" Max tilted his head. After a minute or two of no response, Max grabbed Sam by the shoulders and shook him violently. "SAM! SNAP OUT OF IT!" Sam shook his head, then looked down at Max, smiling a little. "Sorry little buddy, I was just kinda stunned after, well ya know." Max giggled. "Man Sam, if you got stunned just by me Kissin ya you ain't gonna be able to handle what I got planned next!" he said with a wide smile and devious glint in his eye. Sam nervously started to sweat.

He was gonna have a busy night.