(art by me) (this is a sequel to "no couples allowed")
"Man, it was hard enough just getting into a singles club, now we've got to get into an ALL GIRLS club?" Max said, exasperated. "Yup, and the commissioner is still working on getting us that search warrant we asked for..." Sam said, plopping down in his chair. Max thinks. "Couldn't we just sneak in?" Sam shakes his head "I don't think half witted drag disguises will fool them.." Max nods. "Yeah, especially after what happened the last time I had to cross-dress..." he shudders, his feet ache just remembering it. Sam nods. "Well, unless we can somehow switch genders instantaneously and switch back later, we're out of luck in this one..." Max nods and sighs. "We aren't exactly hermaphrodites, Sam," Sam nods. "If only there was a way..." Max thinks, then remembers something.
"Maybe there is..." he goes over to their junk closet. "I know it's in here somewhere... he says, looking around in the mountain of endless junk from past cases. Sam looks over. "What are you looking for?" Max tosses things to the other side of the room. "Aha!" he pulls out a dark red book with a glowing red demonic symbol on the front.. "Never thought I'd have to use this thing." Sam tilts his head. "What's that?" max opens it, a worn piece of paper falling out of it. Max picks it up, reading it.
"Max, I've had this thing for ages and I've never found any use for it, so I'm sending it to you. Hopefully it'll be more useful for your line of work. Use these spells if and when you need em. Good luck, Dad."
Max flipped through the pages until he found the one he was looking for. "Aha! This spell can change one's gender, but it only lasts 24 hours." Sam stands up. "I don't know max, should we really be messing around with demonic magic?" Max looks at him. "Would you rather stuff itchy tissue paper down your shirt?" Sam sighs. "Point taken...alright, so, what do we have to do? Max holds out his hand, Sam taking it. "Just stay still." he started to recite the spell from the book, and as he did, pink smoke started to surround them. When he finished, Max closed his eyes.
When Max opened his, well, now her, eyes, she could see her body was now female. Not much changed other than that her chest had more fluff and she was wearing an orange hairbow, and red lip gloss. Her nose and ears had now turned from pink to sky blue.
The now female lagomorph looks Sam over. Sam's body hadn't changed that much either, she was just more curvy around the chest and hips, and her ears were fluffier. Other than that, she wore a knee length grey skirt, and instead of a necktie, she wore a blue and black striped bow around her neck. "Sam..." she looks over. "Yes?" Max blushes and giggles a little. "You're not gonna believe this, but I think I like girls now." Sam giggles. "Hehe, I can believe it." she looks herself up and down. "Well, I guess now, I am Samantha!" She looks to max. "And you're Maxine!" max giggles. "Nice names, did you have them picked out already?" Sam blushes a little. "Well.. I was kinda thinking, if we had any more daughters in the future..." Max understands and nods. "Ah, I see." She looks at sam. "Anyway, wanna go clubbing?" Sam nods. "You know it!"
The two ladies walk out to the car and get in, speeding off. Soon, they arrive at the club, getting out. Sam walks to the door with Max following her. The bouncer looks at them. "Well, hello ladies! I don't think I've ever seen you chicks around before." Sam giggles. "We're new in town. My name is Samantha, and this is my friend, Maxine." the bouncer smiles. "Well you're in luck! First timers drink free!" max gasps. "Awesome!" she rushed in. Sam giggled. "Well, I gotta go keep her from backflipping off a table."
When she walked in and looked around, she saw many women, as expected. Some short, some tall, some thin, some chubby(not unlike herself), and all of them were happy. Some were dancing, some were sitting and talking, and there was max, sipping some red wine at the bar. Sam giggled and walked up to her, leaning on the counter. "Hey, pretty lady, you come here often?" Max giggled. "Only when there are gorgeous women like you here!" she boops her nose. Sam laughed. "Okay, doll, no more messing around, we gotta find the evidence." she walks away. Max sighs. "We've got like 23 hours before the spell wears off..." she mumbles under her breath.
Nevertheless, they found the evidence they needed. "Well, that's all we came for, wanna head out?" Sam said. Max looked up at her. "Not yet." she took her hand, kissing the back of it. "Care to dance, milady?" Sam blushed and giggled. "Sure!" Max dragged her to the dance floor and they began to slowly spin around. Sam noticed a few other girl couples were doing the same. They enjoyed the moment, looking into each other's pretty eyes.
When they were done dancing, they headed out and drove back to the office. "That wasn't so bad, right Sam?" Max said. "Yeah, it could have been way worse." Sam replied. "Could have been a kids club." Max laughed and nodded. "Yeah, I think we've had enough of baby you and me for a good few years at least." Sam nodded. "Definitely."
As soon as they got back to the office, Sam put the evidence on her desk to examine tomorrow. She and Max then went to sit on the couch. Max leaned on her shoulder. "Hey Sam?" Sam looked down at her. "Yeah?" Max smiled. "Have I told you yet that you're the most beautiful woman in the world?" Sam blushed. "Aw stop it you." she leaned down to kiss her. Max wrapped her arms around Sam's shoulders while Sam held her waist. When they pull back, Max giggled at the sight of her lip gloss all over Sam's mouth. "Hehe, you have lip gloss on your face!" Sam giggles as well. "Hehe, you crack me up little gal!"
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Sam and max stories
RomanceExactly what the title says, various romantic adventures of the freelance police! All these are one shots, I've decided to make my multichapter stories separate from this one. cover is by mysteriouscloud on DeviantArt