Sam and max stories

The Camping fanfic

Gs walks out of her bathroom in her pajamas. "Ah finally, the weekend is here." She sits down on her bed. "And this isn't just any old weekend..." she points to her calendar. "This is the weekend that Sam and Max go camping." she smiles. "Wouldn't it be great if they got lost in the woods and never came back?"

She imagines a scenario where they're lost, cold and alone. Max grabs Sam's arm. "Sam, I'm scared!"

Back to reality. "Ohoho, that would be great!" gs says. She gets into bed. "You've waited so long for this... soft bed, warm tea, a good book, and two whole days with no," she imitates Max's laughter.

But then hears Max's giggling coming from her window. "What the-"

As it turns out, Sam and Max had just set up their tent on the street in between them and Sybil's building, burning some old eviction notices for a fire. They were wearing pajamas, snuggled up together in their sleeping bags and reading comic books.

Gs pokes her head in the tent. "Max! Aren't you two supposed to be camping?" Max crawls out of his sleeping bag and over to her. "We are camping!" "Max, it's not camping if you're ten feet from your apartment building!" gs says. Max smiles. "It doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors! While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds reading books-" gs looks offended. Max continues. "We're out here, pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature! You wanna join us?" "NO." gs says bluntly. "Okay, have fun inside!" max says as gs exits the tent.

Max pulls out the comic book and Sam crawls over with a flashlight. They continue to read and giggle.

Gs pokes her head back in. "What do you mean 'have fun inside?' " Max looks at her. "Just, have fun inside, see you tomorrow." "oh, okay. bye."

gs exits again and Sam and max continue to read.

Gs pokes her head in again. "You little sneak! I see what you're doing!" "what?" Max asks. "Don't think I can't see what you're doing!" gs says angrily "what?" Max asks, worried. "You're saying I can't take it!" she says, poking his chest. "But all i-" "ah! You're saying I'm soft! You think your little 'have fun inside' challenge, is gonna make me come camping with you! But that, is NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! There's no way, I'm gonna sit out here all night with you two LOSERS! So get used to it!" Gs says, angrily leaving again.

"Okay. Have fun inside." Max says.

"THAT'S IT I'M IN!" Gs yells.
She then goes back inside to get her camping stuff. "I'll show you camping!"

Sam and Max poke their heads out of the tent. "Gs's gonna come camping with us!" they giggle excitedly, crawling out and standing up.

Gs walks back out carrying a load of camping things. "Now you'll see how a REAL-"

she trips and falls on her face.

She lifts her head up. "Outdoors-woman does it!" she crawls out from under the pile of stuff. "Here we are..." she says, pulling a small bag out from the pile. "My remote-control, self-assembling tent." She smiles and points to them. "Watch and learn."

Max gets a pair of binoculars and Sam gets a notepad and pencil.

Gs tosses it in the air and presses a button on a remote, but the thing malfunctions and just sparks, resulting in a pile of fabric and tent poles on the ground.

"That was great, gs!" Max says. "But how do you get inside?" "yeah, it's all crushy lookin'." Sam adds."

"It isn't put up yet you idiots!" she says, picking it up. She tries to put the poles in, but just ends up ripping it. "huh?!"

"Customization!" Max says. "Genius!" Sam says.

Gs beats the thing with a pole out of frustration.

"She's tenderizing the ground!" Max says. "Of course!" Sam says, scribbling."