Sam and max stories

Just one bite

(art by me) 

"Here you go sir." Girl stinky said as she handed a tray to a customer. "a king size ultra supreme fudgie freeze sundae with the works, double whipped cream," she puts two spoons in the ice cream. "Two spoons." "thanks!" the customer says and walks away.

"Bonehead." she says. The customer walks back. "Pardon me?" gs hands them some mini containers of syrup. "You forgot your strawberry topping." the customer takes it and smiles. "Thanks!" They then go to sit down.

"Look at them eating that garbage..." gs says, shaking her head. "It's disgusting." she says as she watches the customer use the two spoons to eat two bites at once, then empty one of the strawberry syrup containers directly into their mouth. "They're sickening. I hate fudgie freezes." she finishes, crossing her arms.

Suddenly she hears annoying laughter from the kitchen. "Good one gs!" Max says, peeking through the window. "Good what?" gs replies. "Like you don't know!" he says, playfully punching her arm. "Saying, 'i hate fudgie freezes'" he says, doing his best impression of her. "That's hilarious! Everyone loves fudgie freezes!" "Yeah, well not me." gs replies in a monotone voice. Max stares at her blankly for a second, then smiles and points at her. "You're good at that!"

He jumps up on the counter. "Hey everyone, gs says she doesn't like fudgie freezes! ha!" he yells to the whole diner. All the customers laugh.

Max then goes back to the kitchen. Gs pokes her head through the window. "DON'T encourage them! They'll never leave!" "sorry gs!" Max says as he dips more ice creams into the chocolate coating. "It's just so funny! You know what we say:"

A bunch of customers poke their heads out from nowhere. "The only people who don't like fudgie freezes, have never eaten one!"

"That's me. Never had one, never will.'' gs says.

Max's face goes blank and he accidentally drops an entire ice cream in the dip, splashing it on himself. "What?" he asks. "What?" gs responds. "What, what did you say?" Max asks, cleaning out his ear. "I've never eaten a fudgie freeze and never will." gs responds. Max looks at his hands. "I-I'm sorry, i don't-" "I've never eaten a fudgie freeze!" max pulls glasses and a dictionary out of nowhere. "Those words.. Is it even possible to use them in a sentence together like that?"

"I've never eaten a fudgie freeze! I've never eaten a fudgie freeze! I've never eaten a fudgie freeze!" gs yells, trying to get through to him.

"Never eaten a fudgie freeze?!" max jumps, the dictionary and glasses fly off. "Well then you gotta eat one right now!" he comes back through the door, holding one up to her. "No wonder you're always so sassy! Here, eat this." "get that garbage out of my face!" gs says as she slaps it away. Max goes and gets it, bringing it back. "If you try it you'll love it!" "try one of those plastic-y slimecicles you call dessert? Next I suppose you'll want me to go ballroom dancing with sam!" gs responds.

Max looks at Sam, who was dressed in a fancy ball gown. "Sorry sam." Sam whimpers and walks away.

(max went dancing with him later don't worry ^^ )

Max holds it up to her again. "Come on, you're gonna-" "No!" gs says, pushing it away again. "Open up the tunnel, here comes the train, choo choo!" Max says. "No!" gs smacks it away again. "Op! What's that in your ear?" max says, pretending to magically pull it out of gs's ear. "Quit it." she says, annoyed.

"Come on, open wide!" Max says. "Max, if I were stuck at the bottom of a well, for three years, with NOTHING to eat but that fudgie freeze, I'd eat my own legs first!" she says, walking out from behind the counter. "And not just the extra ones!"

"But it's good for you!" Max says, following her. "Good for me? That thing is diabetes on a stick!" gs responds angrily.

"No gs, I mean, good for your soul!" Max says as heaven appears behind him.