Exactly what the title says, various romantic adventures of the freelance police!
All these are one shots, I've decided to make my multichapter stories separate from this one.
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Sam and Max were hanging out in Sybil's office, on their 4th case in a long while, the mystery of the president. The whole office looked like it was decorated for valentines day, with heart decorations everywhere, red and pink lighting, and Sybil's taxidermy fox was even dressed like a cupid.
While watching Max wander around aimlessly, a thought popped into Sam's head. "Hey max?" Max looked at him. "Yo!" Sam thinks about what he will say next.
"Do you remember your first kiss max?" Max thinks, then smiles and nods. "Sure do!" he giggles. "And you should too considering it was with you." Sam blushes a little bit and laughs. "Of course I remember."
*flashback*
As the sun set on the nyc boulevard, Two teenage animals ran into an alleyway off the path to avoid two thugs, hiding in a nearby empty dumpster. Said thugs then came into their alleyway, looking around for them. "Where did those teenage dirtbags go?" "beats me. They just ran in here." "Well they couldn't have gotten far. Keep lookin." The two thugs ran out of the alleyway. After the coast was clear, Sam opened the dumpster lid. "Phew, I think they're gone." he gets out of the dumpster and helps Max out. "Honestly Sam, I don't know why you won't just let me get at those guys. I could take them down in seconds." Sam sighs. "No you couldn't, max, they are adults." max scoffs. "Adults schmadults." Sam sighs. "Listen max, we should probably get home soon, before they come back." Sam says, starting to leave.
"Hang on Sam," he grabs Sam by the sleeve. Sam turns to him. "What?" Max holds his hands. "If they catch us, and we die, I just wanna say..." Sam looks in his eyes. "Yes?" Max smiled. "You are my best pal, and I'm happy I met you." Sam smiled back. "You too max."
Max jumps up, kissing him very quickly. Sam flushes.
Suddenly, they hear voices. Max shudders, grabbing Sam by the sleeve and pulling him out of the alleyway before they were spotted. Sam was still in a bit of a daze.
A little later, Sam and Max had escaped and were lying down on a hillside, looking at the sky. Neither one knew what to say. "Okay, I'll start." Sam said, turning his head to look at max. "Why did you kiss me?" Max looks at him. "Isn't it obvious?" Sam shakes his head. "No..." Max sighs. "Because I like you, and I want to go out with you, dummy?" Sam blushes a little. "Really?" Max nods. Sam looks back at the sky. "Why me?" max giggles. "Well, considering I don't like girls and all the guys hate me, you're kinda my only option." he scoots closer. "That, and you are undeniably super cute." Sam blushes more, looking back at him. "You really think so?" Max nods. Sam looks away. "Wow." Max takes his hand gently. "So, what do you say? Do you want to try and date?" Sam looks at him, nodding. "Sure, why not?" Max smiles wider. "awesome!"
The two scooted closer together, sharing their first kiss again, but this time, with feeling.
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*flashback end*
"Yup, that was a fun day in that cold, dark alley all right." Sam smiled. Max nods. "Sure was!"
A little later, Max speaks to Sam again "Wait... even though we technically kissed in the alleyway, the kiss on the hill was better." Sam nods. "Yeah...?" "Can we consider that our first kiss?" He takes Sam's hand. Sam smiles. "Sure thing little buddy." Max smiled. "Good!" Sam giggles. "Hehe, and it certainly wasn't our last."
