Sam and max stories

Distraction

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It was a typical Friday for Sam and Max, the two were engaged in a friendly game of darts(well if you count Sam tossing Max in the hope his teeth will stick to the board friendly). Sam had one and Max was stuck to the board. "Yes!" Sam said with a fist pump. "Yo wi thsh rd sm, bt wll hve rvnge!" Max said, his voice being muffled by the wall.

Suddenly, the phone rang. "Gt t! Gt-''Max pushed on the wall and got his teeth unstuck. "I got i-AH!" He fell off the wall and landed on the floor with a loud thunk while Sam picked up the phone. "Hello? Yea? Yes? Sweet jumping jubilee on a hot day with expired molasses! We'll be right there!" He said, hanging up.

"Was it the commissioner?" Max said, splayed out on the floor. "No actually, it was the geek." Sam said. "She needs help sneaking into the library to return her book." Max rolled over on his side, posing like Kate Winslet. "Well I'd love to help, but my spine is mangled. Sam rolls his eyes and picks max up. "You're fine."

The two got in the car and drove to the local library, where the young redhead was standing, nervously biting her nails.

Sam parks the car and gets out, waving to her. Geek notices and walks over. "Thanks for coming guys..." Max gets out too. "Any reason you can't just take the book back yourself?" Geek sighs. She gets the book (1000 different uses for quantum physics) out. "Well.. It's a little bit overdue, and I don't want anyone to see my walk of shame..." Sam looks at the steps. A small group of people, probably a book club, were standing by the steps and chatting.

"So? It's just a few people, they probably won't even care." Max says. Geek bites her lip. "You don't understand what having social anxiety is like." Sam pats the geek's head gently. "No worries geek, we'll distract them. Won't we max?" Max rolls his eyes. "Fine..." Geek smiles. "Thanks guys, you both are mensch's." Max cringes. "Don't say 'mensch.'" Sam and Max walk in front of the people.

Sam thinks of ways to distract them. Weird dancing? Firing their guns into the air? No.... The thinks, then gets an idea, going red. Geek slowly starts walking over towards the steps.

But right before the people noticed her, Sam yelled. "MAX!" Max whipped around, jumping. "Sam?! What's wro-" but before Max could get the word out, Sam picked him up and kissed him, holding his head with one hand and his back with the other.

Max went red, but slowly melted into it, closing his eyes and wrapping his arms around Sam's neck and his legs around Sam's waist.

The kiss was heavy, passionate, and way, way overdue. Max shivered ever so slightly as Sam's soft hands moved and slowly glided over his furry back, holding him tightly but not so much that it hurt. The moment was filled with pure bliss, as if they were the only two people in the world, and that world was made solely out of the love they both felt for one another.

When they finally pulled apart, saliva still connected their lips and tounges. Sam looked deeply into Max's half lidded eyes, which were filled with deep passion and sparkled with euphoria. Sam smiled a little, then realized, oh yeah, they were on a mission.

Sam glanced behind max, and sure enough, all the people were looking at them. Some of them looked mildly disgusted, others were blushing and covering their mouths, and one or two were using their tissues to wipe their nosebleeds.

Geek slowly makes her way out, thankful that none of them were looking at her. Sam and max go back over towards the side, the people's gaze following them but slowly returning to talking about whatever.

Geek goes over to them, smiling. "Thanks guys!" Sam playfully ruffles her hair. "Anything for you kid."

A bit later, they were both in the car and driving back to the office. They both felt a bit awkward after that phenomenal kiss.

"Man Sam, you sure are good at... Erm... Distracting!" Max suddenly says. Sam blushes a bit. "Oh! Uh... Thanks!" Max giggles. Sam smiles a bit. "Sorry about that by the way.." He blushed a bit, scratching his neck. Max giggles, nuzzling his shoulder. "Are you kidding? Let's do it more!" Sam looked down at him. "A-are you serious???" Max nods. "Yeah! Tastes better than anything I've ever eaten!" Sam blushes. "Oh, t-thanks I guess."

The two drive off into the sunset.