Sam and max stories

You are my magnet

(if anyone knows the artist please tell me)

Max looked up at their office window, standing on the sidewalk outside their building. Sam was in the office, probably working on paperwork or something boring like that. Max started to dance around, singing a song by Queen. He was trying to get Sam's attention, but he didn't realize both the windows were closed, and Sam couldn't hear him. A random person walked by, observing the dancing rabbit. "What are you doing?" they said. Max looked at them. "I am performing a very complex Attraction ritual trying to endear myself to my chosen male. If you would be so kind as to not interrupt I would appreciate it." the person nods. "Okay, sorry I asked. Oh by the way I think his window is closed." they say as they walk away. Max looks up to the window and finally notices it's closed. "DAMMIT!"

So Max decided to try something else. He finds a large piece of cardboard by the nearby dumpster and gets it. He pulls a black mega sharpie out of his inventory and starts to write on it. Once his makeshift sign was finished, he gets some gravel across the street and tosses it up at the window, which clacks against it. Sam looks up from his paperwork, getting up and going to the window.

As Sam opened and looked out the window, there he saw Max standing on the steps and holding his cardboard sign that said "UR HOT. LEMME SMASH". Sam burst out laughing, max getting nervous. Sam then went back to the office. Max sighed, putting his sign down. "Guess it didn't work..." he was sad, until...

"Hey!"

Max looked up. Sam was holding his own sign that said "Come up here you silly!" Max smiled, rushing back inside.

When he got to the office, Sam smiled at him and they hugged. "You know max, if you wanted some 'alone time' with me you could have just asked..." Max giggled and kissed his cheek. "Now where's the fun in that?" Sam laughed. "Good point." he scooped up max bridal style and carried him off to their room. "Shall we get to it my sweet~?" Max nodded. "please~"