Sun is completely done with this all and is ready to sleep for a good few years...unfortunately that means everyone else gets to deal with CHAOS and their many questions
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SplitVerse
AntiVoid
"-and then i tried to make them annoyed as they tend to get rather determined and look adorable when they do so but that didn't quite work as i planned. So I thought to try something different and dropped a few hints on how to get better at using their magic and then acted oblivious to stoke their emotions but that seemed to misfire and make it somehow worse. I thought their presentation went great and I think I saw a glimpse of true DETERMINATION peak through, which is very impressive for someone that age but now i'm here and feel i might have been too hasty in my celebration...soooo, how do i fix this?"
Error had a thousand yard stare as he listened to the word vomit by Cross his mind hysterically reminding him that a Deity was in front of him! that seemed to last hours but didn't dare look away. He wished he could just sink into the AntiVoid and hide forever but sadly life didn't work that way and he was for some reason being punished for some horrible sin he did in his past life. That's the only reason he could think to explain why he was dealing with this after also dealing with Ink's insanity for years, wondering when his suffering would end.
He also wondered where Ink had suddenly gone and was inwardly cursing the Creator in every language he knew, planning to resurrect and then re kill the idiot if they dared to die on him after that utter mess he just watched, refusing to be the sole 'god' to deal with this colossal mess!
He still cringed when he realised just how many AU's were gone, unsure how the multiverse hadn't collapsed by now and would have been horrified by the work he would likely have to do if he didnt have a far larger issue right now that was creepily staring right at him!
The expectant almost puppy-like look that he usually found annoying on Cross, now only brought fear now that he knew the truth, harshly tugging the strings around the Guardians when he felt one of them try to crawl away.
He was not dealing with this by himself, squeezing a bit harder on the string that made Corrupted yelp loudly that did an excellent job to attract the attention of the frankly terrifying deity who was outputting magic like crazy and nearly smothering them all in the process.
The worst thing was he was pretty sure that this rather intimidating action wasn't even on purpose, especially going by the stupid look on Cross's face that he had seen them do a million times before when they did something moronic.
He was totally not having a breakdown remembering all the times he called them an idiot or had disparaged them, trying to hold off a Crash as he realised how close he must have come to being dusted if he said just one wrong word.
Corrupted stiffened when near burning white eyelights settled on him, shivering at the intensity and silently cursing his fellow Guardians who were doing very good imitations of being dead and was almost tempted to stab them with his tentacles if he himself wasn't feeling so scared right now.
"...i suppose you are the better choice to ask for help due to being a Guardian. Emotions are you strong point and that is the department i need help with"
...he had never been more unsettled in his life or hated what his role more then he did right now, feeling he was going to be sick from the intensity of emotions he was sensing right now. Whatever 'Cross' was was rather blinding to his senses, wondering how they ever hid this from him. Not to mention the deep dark emotions coming from Sun that would have made his tentacles sway if he wasn't near scared stiff right now.
"So what do you think, Boss? Any ideas?"
He internally cringed hard at the title, it feeling so wrong to hear that from Cross did he truly know him? after the sudden revelation and everything he just witnessed.
"Have you t-tried explaining t-things to them? As in why were you doing a-any of this?"
He suggested hesitantly when he realised that Cross would likely stare at him expectantly until he said something and wanted to get out of this situation as quickly as possible. It had happened in the past when Cross waited for over 4 hours until he finally replied to their question about 'why won't birds let me pet them?' at the time thinking they were trying to annoy him but had a sinking feeling that all those 'moronic' and 'obvious' questions were actually genuine going by their expression right now.
"Tell them?...I thought i was clear enough with my intention but perhaps your suggestion may have some merit"
Corrupted wisely stayed silent as even when he managed to listen in to a few of the conversations Chaos had with the babybones even hehad no clue what was going on but was not about to point that out, especially after seeing them collapse AU's with little effort.
Over the years of knowing Cross he felt he had a pretty good clue how their mind worked and it was nothing logical, at the time thinking they were simply eccentric but now he legitimately thought they might be insane.
A collective shiver passed through all the Guardians as a wave of emotion came from Cross that were far too complex to fathom but they all thought that one word suited the Deity well.
Insanity
Corrupted wanted to cry when he suddenly had to deal with a new barrage of questions after, as if Cross had been inspired by his statement which was simple common sense, shivering slightly at the intensity and planning to make his Guardians lives hell if he survived this.
Why did he kept being thrown into the crazy situations?!
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Sun was just done, not in the mood to do anything or even think and ready to fall asleep for as long as he could. He was too numb to even care about the arms holding him, unable to muster even a half hearted hiss when a hand patted his back in what he felt was the most depressing awkward show of comfort he had ever witnessed.
He mainly stared out at the white surroundings, the vibrations from CHAOS talking the main disturbance from the numbness he felt right now, his silence also disturbed by hearing the sound of another deep voice that he was too tired to try and figure out who it was.
He felt weird, like nothing was real, blinking tiredly when he suddenly found his face incredibly close to his Supreme stalker. He was sure they were talking but he couldn't seem to pick up anything, feeling so tired and closing his eyes for a nap.
Afterall, he found out his life was a lie and he was just a plaything for yet another being who thought they were entitled to him, what was the point in trying anymore....
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CHAOS: *Holding Sun, explaining his issues and oblivious how scary he is coming across* ..so i think i broke them. How do i fix him?
Error: *Holding back his tenth Crash in the face of so much magic, mentally praying they aren't about to be dusted* What am I supposed to do with this?!
Corrupted: *Trying to crawl away*
Error: *Head snapping towards them with a manic grin* Hello, scapegoat~
Other three Guardians: *Silently thankful for their sacrifice*
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CHAO: *Listening intently to every word Corrupted says* So you are suggesting 'open communication'? How novel!
Corrupted: *Suddenly feeling like a therapist for a deranged monster and feeling rising dread* Im not going to survive this, am i?
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Sun: *Dissociating and numb, ignoring the world around him*
CHAOS: *Smiling brightly as he thinks things will be fixed soon* With Corrupted's great advice i dont see any way this can go bad!
Corrupted: *A chill running down his spine and just knowing this is going to go very bad*
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Dream? Who is that?
Fanfiction'Dream' was not happy. He has no idea where he is or what is going on and now has to deal with the grumpy Negativity Guardian. At least it can't get worse...oh, wait -- Reincarnation as babybones Dream who is not happy at how crazy this new place is
