Dream? Who is that?

Chapter 117- You get a headache and you get a headache! 😼(UnderVerse?)

Dream wanted a calm day. Everyone wanted a calm day but Sun and Gold never got the message (or even care in the first place)

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Life has been crazy lately but I'm hoping to get back on track with writing again. Enjoy! 😸
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UnderVerse?

Zootale

"-and that isn't to mention just how unpredictable the animals can be! They might be part of the feline family but are still far different to their more domesticated brethren. Who knows what could have happened if the Star Sans hadn't intervened in-"

Gold wondered where he should go next after this day out, it all rather successful in the end and looking through his stolen phone and was pleased how much better he had gotten at using the Undernet.

This AU was good but everyone was very loud, humming in thought as he tried to remember how to spell the animal he was looking for but it seems this phone had a useful speech to text feature.

Truly two leggers had such useful devices and he could admit much more entertaining then the sea by far. He was tempted to take a dip in the aquarium nearby though, feeling his mouth salivate when he thought of the wonderful buffet they had on view and wondered if he could sneak a few while this monster kept droning on.

"-don't even get me started how most of the Star Sans have bites on them and that is not from the animals is highly concerning and greatly brings into question your parenting style. Blue nearly needed stitches and the sounds the young one made couldn't be normal in the slightest and-ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"

Dream wanted to cry and hated how he could be right sometimes, this truly only the start of the mess and sighing deeply when Ink let out a high pitched yelp before laughing like an absolute idiot.

"Look at this, Dream! He nearly bit my finger off!"

"THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING, INK"

It truly said something when even Blue couldn't muster a bit of enthusiasm or positivity for any of this situation, the Swap getting treated by the local medic for where the babybones teeth had latched onto their arm when forcibly taken from the cuddle pile of tigers.

Dream was pretty sure all the damage to their clothes and injuries mainly came from the tiny child that packed quite a punch. He shivered at the glare from the child who was somehow hugging their massive cats not dealing with the fact that Ccino was going to be upset about this with no issue, all of them glaring with a deep hatred that only felines seems to be capable of.

This is why the Guardian preferred not to deal with animals, swearing something was weird about them and it near impossible to predict them. Owls were the worst in his mind, evil things that he thought was true even when in Dreamtale and refused to take any criticism or be convinced otherwise.

He took a generous step back when Ink once again scooped up the child without any fear and winced at the loud growl followed by Ink yelping yet again when he was bitten...again.

He truly believed Ink would never learn, sighing when he looked over and saw the current MPS officer look close to tears trying to deal with the babybones...guardian.

He was going to have to get involved, wasnt he..?

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Council of Sans

"Ive never been so glad that we extended this building until now.."

Dream mumbled as he walked down the hall to one of the more private meeting rooms that were far smaller and for situations like here. Ccino might not want to come to these settings anymore but they did tend to offer great suggestions that they handed off to other Sans, the 'MPS' their suggestion to begin with.