Sun's little break from all those mothering adults is not as calm as expected. Pale is intrigued and Template starts to plot.
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SwapVerse
Fell AU
"How is this fair?! You're the villain and i'm the hero. I should be the one getting all the praise and attention! You are just a mindless monster that is nothing more then a wild animal needing to be put down!...huh, that sounded rather good. I should write that down for our next confrontation"
Sun was judging and hard, still very much standing by this Ink-look alike who was nothing like those annoying Creators. They were currently giving a death glare to the fake Error along with him, who was acting like some over dramatic hero like that terrible show that Errors tended to like.
He didn't even try to remember the name due to how bad it was, feeling he lost IQ points watching the thing and rather embarrassed he had been so into it the first time he had seen it. He blamed being born in an AU whose most technological thing was a bakery, truly way too young and naive back in the day to think that show was any good.
He fully blamed the villagers for being so very dull that he had no clue what good entertainment was but now he learned better and used his spite to make others suffer for his pure enjoyment.
He would give Gold a pass for now as they were pretty chill but everyone else was in his bad books. Even if Mani and Helios were...finethey were still too much.
Who is even that nice and welcomes you into their home?!
It was unnatural and it grated on all of his instincts. That is why he needed a break.
He silently watched Pale go back to doing what they were before which was...eating??? the ground for better explanation, watching in interest as the AU started becoming a pale white. Ηe had never seen such a thing before and was better then listening to whatever nonsense that Template was spewing still.
"I need to be more dramatic! Maybe i could even get a cape! Oo! What about getting a colourful cape! That would surely show how heroic and handsome I am! Everyone would surely love me then!"
It was morbidly fascinating to watch this sad monologue going on, like a drunk aspiring actor trying to convince everyone they were sure to succeed this time or something just as horrific. It was like the monster had picked all of the most annoying traits an Ink could have combined into one irritating monster with the ever growing urge to punt them into the sun when they just kept going.
He bristled when they dared to look at his scarf, refusing to let it become some sort of twisted bonding exercises like some Creators did. His was different! His was better and had awesome charms...that seemed to be as useful as a plastic bauble with how much effect they were having right now.
Why weren't stalkers and supreme stalkers charms removing the weirdos from his life?! Was their magic so pathetic it couldn't achieve such a simple thing?!
In far off places 404 and CHAOS sneezed at the exact same time, looking around bewildered and feeling greatly offended and their egos bruised.
"Come over here, sweet thing. You don't want to be near that brute of a monster!"
Sun's expression went icy, the cutesy tone and over dramatic flare to the entire speech making him want to gag. The childish tone, almost like they were looking down on him, made him want to dig his teeth into the hand outstretched towards him if that didn't mean having to get closer.
Something about them was setting him off and he was sure it couldn't be just the entire Creator thing which was proved when he saw them make a stupid cape right in front of him.
He twitched when he realised that the AU was nearly fully white and saw that Pale was about to leave through an inky portal. He refused to be left alone with this creepy monster and with no hesitation he also decided to jump into the ink portal even if he hated how it felt to do so.
Template's expression fell into a far more neutral one once the babybones and his counterpart left, not giving a glance to the now pure white space. As if a destroyed AU meant little more than dirt to him.
"He smells familiar. I should keep an eye on him"
He hummed in thought, his mismatched blue eyelights briefly turning pure black as he thought what to do from here. He had a good idea where Pale would be heading now, not giving another glance to the dead AU or the gasping from the few monsters still clinging onto life, simply using a window to stalk the newest mystery.
He had been able to sense when they entered his multiverse, like a beacon shining on his senses and the little charms on their scarf caught his attention, especially one with a very familiar symbol to one stitched on his own scarf.
It was so interesting meeting another CHAOS chosen, so few of them out there or even lasting that long to be honest. It was almost sad how quickly the last one he found died so quickly. It might have been by his own hand but life was never predictable and it would be dull if it was. That he found an Order's chosen here was just so much more fun, it so ever fun to try and get them to react to him even if it was hard to make Pale to do so.
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Ccino's cafe
Sun had not expected to end up here again but he was far from complaining. This monster was weird, the red eyelights that stared into his SOUL for a near solid minute, before the ugliest cat he had ever seen was handed to him. It was half bald with patches of black fur and other odd shades, still hacking up a hairball and had the face which looked like some sort of deformed dog and that it had been smashed in with a frying pan.
He was absolutely in love!
"Whose your friend, Pale?"
Ccino asked as he cleaned a glass, surprised one of his more feral cats was willing to be cuddled. He passed a mug full of a black substance towards Pale who downed it on one go with their eyelights turning into a softer orange. He catered for all types, even ones who ate AU's to feel emotions.
"An intersting SOUL"
He paused in cleaning and looked over at the official Destroyer with a worried look, a genuine hint of emotion heard and just knew this wasn't going to end well. That the kid was getting along with Pale's cat should have been a warning sign, sighing as he mentally prepared for the mess about to happen.
The last time Pale had said that two thirds of the AU's had vanished one night and it hadn't been by the Destroyers hand.
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Sun: *Slandering Undernovela* It has such a lame plot. I came from the most backwards place and even i think so!
Error's across reality: *Looking deeply offended for seemingly no reason*
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Sun: *Glaring at his charms which aren't working as he hoped* What was the point of accepting these stupid things if they don't do their job?!
404 and CHAOS: *Feeling like their pride has been bruised*
Template: *Actually even more intrigued by the babybones due to a certain charm*
Sun: *Bristling like a cat with its tail stood on*..something annoying is going to happen and i'm going to hate it
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Sun: *Enjoying his break from Helios and Mani and cautiously hopeful* You know, this is going rather well. Nice and relaxing even
*Also Sun having caught the attention of the two powerhouses within minutes*
CHAOS: *Sneezing* I feel oddly proud of little Chaos for some strange reason
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Dream? Who is that?
Fanfiction'Dream' was not happy. He has no idea where he is or what is going on and now has to deal with the grumpy Negativity Guardian. At least it can't get worse...oh, wait -- Reincarnation as babybones Dream who is not happy at how crazy this new place is
