Sun is unimpressed by the lack of social skills by his stalkers and even less impressed they are working together.
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DnD Verse
Palette was wide eyed, nodding along without truly hearing anything being said but always made sure to keep his gaze on whatever was in front of him. He wasn't sure what exactly this strange Cross was but it was for sure not a monster. The way the figure had casually stuck their hand into thin air with it somehow vanishing before twisting their arm with the AU freezing, before doing what he could only compare to a factory reset.
He had never been modest about the magic he had, the inheritance from his parents not a small thing and had learned a few tricks that usually helped him to be on top. He grew up believing that while he wasn't at the very top of the pecking order, he was near it thanks to his plans and schemes that outwitted those stronger than him.
It's how he got past his mother after all who had been much stronger than him at the time but sentimentality and likely guilt on Dream's part, worked in his favour as well.
Acting like a sly fox in a hen house, sneaking past the farmer to get to his prize. His beautiful dreamscape had taken decades to build, his first little 'pupil' that joined was a monster child no one would miss. One he never had the chance to befriend as his body grew while his mental age stayed the same. But his plan had worked beautifully after so much planning and exploring other multiverses with the help of his fathers carelessness. The Doodle Sphere littered with so many creations with one leading him to other worlds that helped him grow and flourish instead of stay stagnant under the coldness of neglect.
By the time anyone noticed he already had over a hundred students under his care, safe from the real world and so much closer getting a true taste of what a childhood was like.
He never regretted it, only a bit disappointed that the small Dream babybones had shattered it, although the unexpected freedom he felt after was rather lovely. It was oddly freeing to explore with his two fluffy companions adding some light to his dull existence. Truly feeling like he was becoming his own person after breaking through invisible shackles he never realised were stifling him so much.
He truly thought he was free and had little to worry about but now he realised how naive he had been.
Now faced with someone way out of his league and feeling like the child he was at his core, the intense white eyelights boring into him apathetically. Coldly looking over at him as if finding him wanting, the smile like a mockery of what could be considered humane.
Was he going to die here?
It sure felt like it.
"Stop bullying him! I told you he was mine. How have you gotten worse at dealing with people?!"
Sun hissed, watching in disbelief as a pure black rabbit popped out of supreme stalkers coat and bounced away to the reformed town without a word.
Had they gotten even stranger since they last met?!
He dug his magic claws into supreme stalkers arm until they looked at him with that stupid smile they never seemed to get right. It baffling how they had ever managed to pretend to be a normal monster with the inhumanity shining through their face like a cracked mask.
"I didn't do anything! I was just getting to know them. You don't sound happy to see me. Didn't you miss me, little chaos? I missed you~"
..sadly he could believe that, this stalker a massive idiot when interacting with others in what they consider a friendly manner while everyone else called pant SHIATKE insane. The first time they met had been less than pleasant, unimpressed when they futilely tried to defend themselves by saying they were simply 'helping'.
The gold charm on his scarf glistened as if reacting to its owners magic, of course stalkers butterfly charm pulsing unnaturally when the other did so. He was convinced the charms held an essence of their owners, the jealously radiating off the two creepy monsters and the reason he put them on opposite sides of his scarf so he wouldn't get a headache with so much background emotion.
"You are scaring them! And I didn't miss you at all! You should have been gone longer!"
He hissed as he tried to wiggle free, glaring when his first ever stalker he had in his life, who only looked amused. Not sure he would ever understand how the two could go from hating each other to getting along at a drop of a hat.
"...you picked a strange one, sunshine. I never thought you would go near a Dream type no matter how far removed...oh, so that's why you like them. An anomaly. How delightful."
"Don't you dare touch their Code you mother FUNKER whose right SHAZAM has less integrity then an IRON POTATAO!"
404 smiled in amusement, Sun always a lively thing and held up his hands in surrender and even took a step back from the shaking Palette who had collapsed on the ground.
"That's a new swear you have learned and not one I have heard in a few centuries. Impressive, although you shouldn't use such words though as you are so itty bitty, little chaos. Little ones shouldn't use such words~"
CHAOS cooed at the frothing at the mouth babybones who only looked cuter since the last time he saw them. He just knew they would get along with his little nephew, unable to resist nuzzling the tiny golden ears even if it earned him a growl and sharp teeth in his hand.
He took his time looking them over, frowning at the lighter weight and used his magic to poke their Code in suspicion. His eyes widened as Sun violently shivered and briefly glitched that he nearly lost sight of them, even if he could feel their weight in his hands.
"Oh, Sun. It truly is lucky I found you when I did"
He sighed, slightly in self deprecation but relieved he hadn't come too late.
LUCK whistled innocently as he watched on, determined to win the bet with the other Deities and using any tactics he could do. He was very unaware of the future one sided enemy he had just made.
"I swear you are just a ball of spite most days. It has to be the thing keeping you together so long but you can rest. I'll take care of everything"
He sighed fondly when the hissing babybones tired themselves out, feeling they would have made a wonderful little deity of spite with how natural they were at it. His arms tightened around the small body, sharing a look with 404 who was patiently waiting, the two Code aware enough to realise what exactly was happening.
"I can't do it. It will likely kill him. I'm not as good with delicate work"
404 bluntly admitted despite disliking having to share that fact, grabbing the back of the Palette's scarf before they could scamper off and grabbing the odd bag which quickly vanished from his hands before he could close his hand around it.
His little sunshine really had been busy.
"I'll need space for this. Thankfully I carry the ritual book on hand"
CHAOS gave one last glance at the AU he restored before he opened a portal to the white plane, mentally going through his checklist as 404 dragged a struggling Palette through as well.
Lets hope this doesn't go too badly.
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Palette: *Terrified, staring wide eyed like a frightened rabbit* What the hell is this..?!
CHAOS: *Casually showing off his control over an AU while trying to talk to Sun's latest tag along* I am nailing this normalcy!
Sun: *Watching in disbelief* Who is lying to you?!
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CHAOS: *Nuzzling into the screeching babybones* You must have missed me so much!
Sun: *Always dealing with the charms he got from his stalkers which blare emotions at him when he ignores them for too long, looking utterly deadpan* It's like you never left...
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*404 and CHAOS doing rock paper scissors*
Palette: *Giggling nervously* What is going on here?
Sun: *Passed out for his own sanity*
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Dream? Who is that?
Fanfiction'Dream' was not happy. He has no idea where he is or what is going on and now has to deal with the grumpy Negativity Guardian. At least it can't get worse...oh, wait -- Reincarnation as babybones Dream who is not happy at how crazy this new place is
