Sun isn't impressed by this weird land but then things look up as he meets a warm human and their stupid friends he plans to use as entertainment
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DnD Verse
Sun sneezed yet again, rubbing his face to brush away the flower petals that kept falling from the air continuously and landing right in his face. The trees were aesthetically perfect, even the path was like something out of a painting with far too many sakura trees littered around the place for his liking. He hadn't met a single person yet, although he could sense life, deciding that wherever he was completely bizarre.
Who knew Palette had it in him to kick him out without warning? They must have been really annoyed with him.
Of course he didn't feel hurt or betrayed. That would be a silly thought that would imply he had grown attached to someone yet again only to be disappointed. Back in the box those mentions go!
"This place looks more like something out of a picture book than anything. Why are the pebbles so symmetrical?! I bet the local Creator has major OCD and is a super control freak"
He grumbled as he kicked one of those perfect stones, watching in disgust when it tumbled peacefully to join another pile and just so happened to fall into a convenient spot that completed the pile. He couldn't bring himself to feel an inch of surprise when his vision gained sparkles and a gold coin randomly fell from the air into his palm.
CONGRATULATIONS! Secret uncovered~
"...i think i might truly hate this place"
He deadpanned, squinting at the coin that had text he couldn't comprehend on it and had no urge to translate. Instead he found a nice convenient spot to push the coin in, not wanting anything so suspicious from this creepy world on him and left the picturesque spot before he started to become some sort of Disney princess in the end.
He missed the light coming off the tree, a group of mismatched individuals appearing just as he was out of sight with utter glee on all their faces at discovering a secret area.
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Sun squinted at the bulletin board with deep suspicion, eventually making it to a town with an interesting bunch of characters around. He'd never seen green people before and there were quite a few horned individuals as well but it was the board that had caught his attention.
The 'Quests' were pinned up with a number of random stars by each one, like that was supposed to make any sense to him. Not to mention the so called 'rewards' that looked like only chumps would take them considering what was asked for in return. He was briefly interested in the mention of dragons of all things, guessing this was some sort of fantasy land.
It was still creepily set up though, especially when he tried to talk to a shopkeeper to ask where they were and dealt with the most scripted reply and response in his life. He had left quickly, the dead eyed look of the shopkeeper and the empty smile like some sort of doll raised all the red flags.
"Oh look. A Tabaxi. I hadn't seen one so small before or with that colouring. You think it's a new skeleton subset?"
His ears twitched at the deep voice rumbling in the air, instinctively knowing he was being talked about and wanted to know the person whose kneecaps he was about to be stealing.
What he spotted was not what he expected, squinting at the shine coming off the human teeth, which unnaturally sparkled in the sun. An obnoxiously bright aura came off the armoured human who was solidly built with their laughter just as irritating.
Any thoughts of peace were swept from his mind when they had the sheer gall to pick him up, glaring with the hatred of a thousand suns as he was held closer to the most symmetrical face he'd ever seen in his life.
Utterly revolting!
"Look at him! Isn't he cute! He could be our little mascot. I bet there is a quest to drop off a lost Tabaxi home so we might as well go ahead and go for the nearest settlement"
"What?!"
Sun hissed venomously at the sheer audacity but the man, who was going to end up shaved in spite at this rate, continued on. Unimpressed that he was talked about like he wasn't here, glaring at the smiling idiot while a few of the moron's companions awkwardly shifted.
When a strange sensation settled over him his head snapped towards a human with oddly pointed ears, using his magic to smack the rather rude magic and watched in fascination as his magic twisted whatever had gotten near him.
Perception Check S̵U̸C̵C̸E̷S̴S̶! FAIL. A young innocent Tabaxi joined the group!
....he truly didn't understand this place, the cheering by his new 'companions' less than appreciated for his sensitive hearing and truly considered gnawing the humans hand off despite the armour in the way.
He was only dissuaded from his rather logical plan when he was placed on their shoulder, oddly comfortable with the soft light radiating off them giving a nice warmth this close up. He started to calculate how easy it would be to make this one his new carrying slave.
He let out a reluctant purr when a hand came to scratch just right behind his ear, perhaps this world not totally irredeemable.
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"We are doing well, everyone! This will be the best adventure yet! I am convinced that a few bards will be sure to sing our praises"
The thought that this world was somewhat entertaining was only solidified as time went on, Sun watching the odd little group who were the strangest mix of people he'd ever met. He didn't recognise any of them which was a nice change from bumping into a related type of Sans and all the 'higher beings' scattered around, which he was still convinced was a fancy name for 'stalker'.
It was morbidly interesting to watch all types of creatures be killed with the body tending to vanish and replaced with an item or two. It was almost like a strange game although there were a lot of pauses and everyone staring into thin air like they could see something.
Apart from the few words he got in his vision he didn't see anything particularly strange, a bit judging when everyone seemed to take turns for some reason, instead of simply overpowering whatever creature that jumped out in front of them.
He still made sure to accidentally sneeze or let out a high pitched meow at random times when things got a bit too quiet. He wasn't letting anyone off even if he was enjoying his comfy carriage and the food the pointy eared human was giving him.
This group was strange but perhaps he could get used to them and their weird words. He had no clue what a Druid was but apparently they were meeting one soon. This was oddly fun, even if he wouldn't admit it. Some of the shiny items totally going to find their way in his Inventory.
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Sun: *Refusing to admit he feels hurt he was kicked out* Im fine, this is just part of the usual schedule
Also Sun: *Distracting himself like crazy*
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Paladin: *Cheerily oblivious as he holds Sun* A mascot for our group!
Sun: *Plotting murder for the overly smiling human* I am so going to rob you blind and make sure a dragon eats you
Wizard: *Who's perception check came back oddly positive*...maybe im overthinking things
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The group: *Following the worlds rules and going on a Quest*
Sun: *Watching these weirdos pause at random, cheer into this air and walk in strange directions* I feel like I'm missing something....
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Dream? Who is that?
Fanfiction'Dream' was not happy. He has no idea where he is or what is going on and now has to deal with the grumpy Negativity Guardian. At least it can't get worse...oh, wait -- Reincarnation as babybones Dream who is not happy at how crazy this new place is
