Things were finally coming together for Sun and he was sure he would find his taxi soon!..so of course thats when it all fell apart.
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Vantablack Multiverse
Sun woke up from his cat nap, feeling revitalised but also with a renewed sense that the omniverse was being very unfair to him right now! He swore he could sense someone had just gotten what he truly desired, his tail swishing in annoyance that his wish still wasn't granted it.
One day he would get a cat but first he would need to deal with all the annoyances in his life, huffing annoyed at how unfair life was to him.
Shaking off that thought he stretched out his fluffy body and let out a yawn, purring at what an excellent nap he had, glad not everything was terrible.
He was definitely summoning this 'Gaster Blaster' in the future, as he already had so many ideas on what to use it for. That he didn't even need to consciously control it was excellent, meaning he could let his guard down easier when he wanted to nap.
" -NEARLY KILLED ME! WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- "
He lazily looked down to where Mr Knock Off was, snickering at the scorch marks littering the ground. His tail swayed in amusement, purring when he noticed they were also missing a few tentacles.
This new piece of magic was wonderful, feeling renewed annoyance at stalker for never introducing him to such a useful tool. He would have a few choice words for them if they ended up still being alive, which he was still praying everyday that they weren't.
It would be wonderful if it could be just him and his personal taxi, going wherever he wanted with no creepy monsters stalking him.
"Are you done now? It feels like you should be done now. Stop whining about little things"
" Little things?! You nearly dusted me! "
"..but I clearly didn't. Surely you aren't admitting that a mere 'child' could have killed you?"
Sun taunted, very amused by the way they seemed to puff up in outrage. Their pride and dignity clearly at war with each other. It had taken a while but he thinks he finally understood what made them tick. My Knock Off was far more like Nightmare, with an Inks inflated sense of importance thrown in there.
A terrible combination in his opinion but very fun to play with. Perhaps this multiverse isn't as terrible as it first appeared.~
He smirked at their speechlessness, deciding it was time to explore some more. He felt he was getting closer to the AU where his taxi was kept, despite Error clearly trying to keep him away from it. He was wise to Destroyers tricks, as he had to be, especially after dealing with his own stalker for what seemed like centuries at this point.
Jumping off his Gaster Blaster he unsummoned it and shifted to his skeleton form, as it was much easier to travel around like this. He really should go and find a victi- volunteer who would donate him some magic. He was getting hungry, especially after expending so much.
With one last dismissive glance at the still ranting monster he portaled away, grinning widely as he spotted the perfect monster for what he needed. Freshs lessons were so useful!
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Sun had calmly been travelling between AU's, feeling more energised and enjoying the short respite from Mr Knock Off. He knew they wouldn't give up that easily, no one who triggered his stalker senses ever did, but he could still dream.
He was about to go through another portal, unsurprised to see a disgusting black portal overlay on top of his. It seems they found him, sighing as he turned to face the psychotically smiling monster.
...Why couldn't he ever be stalked by cute fluffy kittens? Was that truly too much to ask?!
" I've tried to be nice but it seems i will have to take more drastic measures now "
..that was them being nice? Sun had many questions, the most important being 'How do you wake up in the morning without killing yourself accidently, in your delusion?'. He huffed as he had to jump away from their tentacles, with them being much slower than usual Negativity Guardians but still annoying to deal with.
" Stay still and accept your fate! "
..it seemed it was time for his last resort. Grabbing his most valuable item in his Inventory, he grinned at how full it was. Perfect for the job!
" A spray? What are you going to do with that? Get me we-IS THAT PAINT THINNER?! Why do you have paint thinner on you?! "
Sun smugly watched as their black goopy layer melted, glad he kept this back up with him at all times. He found it perfect to use on annoying Creators, always amused at the reactions he would garner when their precious 'art' was destroyed. It was a fitting punishment that he sparingly used, not wanting to truly anger a Creator.
He knew they were capable of great magic, most being very powerful despite how stupid they may first appear. It was a balancing act that he was perfecting, still irritated it was needed in the first place.
Why couldnt everyone just leave him the FUNK alone?!
" YOu wilL deePly regreT doiNg That, chiLd . "
Gross . They looked like a melting wax figure now, finding it hard to take their threat seriously when they looked a step away from collapsing on the ground. He was growing bored and switched to his cat form, deciding a nice nap should be a wonderful treat for having had to deal with this.
He barely took a step before he felt himself wilt at the dreaded voice ringing out.
"Sunshine! I found you! Did you miss me? You look so adorable as a cat. I can't wait to show you even more love!"
....Sometimes it truly felt like stalker was sent to punish him for some unknown sins in a past life. He was a model citizen, a great monster so why was he stuck with them ?! He yowled as they picked him up, forgetting how sneaky they could be despite their massive size.
Where was taxi when you needed them?!
"My poor child. You must have been so stressed without me and being near that couldn't have been good for you. I should get you checked up."
Sun thought he was fine, thinking stalker fussed way too much for his taste. He swiftly shifted to his skeleton form, hoping to make it harder for them to hold him but they easily adjusted their grip, making it impossible to escape.
"Don't worry, my sunshine, I find both of your forms just as adorable!"
..how did he forget just how delusional stalker was? He frowned as they passed a 'mystery' black puddle where Mr Knock Off had been, sneezing at the amount of dust covering stalker. Just what had they been up to?
"I know the perfect doctor to look you over. I would hate for you to get sick, my precious child!"
...this was going to suck, he could already tell.
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*Sun waking up, his cat radar blaring*
Sun: *Highly determined* One day! One day i will get my own cat!
*Stalker radar also at high alert*
Sun:..once i deal with a few things first
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Cat Sun: *Purring on his Gaster Blaster* I love naps. I should have them more often
Vantablack: *Singed and twitching in pain* What kind of monster are you?!
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*Vantablack monologuing*
Sun: *Getting out his spray bottle* Bad Mr Knock Off! Behave!
Error: *Taking pictures like his life depends on it* Truly my favourite intruder ever!
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404: *Ecstatic and highly manic* I finally found you, my sunshine!
Sun: *Dead eyed, feeling there is no justice in the world* Of course you survived...
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Dream? Who is that?
Fanfiction'Dream' was not happy. He has no idea where he is or what is going on and now has to deal with the grumpy Negativity Guardian. At least it can't get worse...oh, wait -- Reincarnation as babybones Dream who is not happy at how crazy this new place is
