Sun has fun with his new hobby while everyone else's stresses. CHAOS also enjoys himself...until he gets a overdue text from his twin
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CHAOS smiled fondly as he acted as supervision while Sun experimented with cooking by using a Gaster Blaster. Pure smugness at how much they took after him with it sweet how intense his child was about this type of cooking.
"You are going to burn the entire school down! You are going to turn us all to ash by using a weapon of mass destruction in such a small area. There is no way you can be that accurate and avoid us being collateral!"
"Oh? Is that a challenge I hear, Palette?"
"NO! It is not a challenge-why are you summoning two Blasters?! I thought you were just making cupcakes!"
"I am. I decided to try two different beam temperatures. That's why I made so many cupcakes"
"𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕔𝕦𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤, 𝕤𝕠 𝕨𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖"
"Why are you supporting this?!"
It truly was sweet how Sun was bonding with their little friends, casually smacking a beam of magic away when Sun got distracted and their Gaster Blaster's followed suit.
He was curious why the school chose him as a competent adult to supervise Sun's experiments, as it's not like he had cooked in years. Pretty sure there had been a handful of food teachers assigned to this district when he last looked but perhaps they were sick.
The school administrator was exhausted and in near tears as yet another Food Tech teacher quit after a mental breakdown, exhausted beyond belief as she accidentally sent out the email that would soon cause even more headaches for the entire school and have her close to quitting herself.
No matter the reason, at least Sun was having fun right now. Giving him more ideas for what a future school would be like for all the children of Chosen. Or simply overpowered children who didn't quite fit into the normal. He could already sense the beautiful chaos that would be born of it, sure his twin would be all for it as his adorable nephew could use a-
*DING*
Oh, how nice. It seems he received yet another text from ORDER, getting quite a few lately although there had been a strange gap after he sent pictures of Sun's newest interest in cooking, for reasons he didn't quite understand. It was rather delightful to see Sun fully acting like a child with something so innocent. Besides, a new hobby was always good for children according to the book he was slowly getting through.
ORDER had been speechless and struggling not to come over and shake his twin to ask what the hell they were doing.
He opened the message and looked at it with a pleasant expression, expecting a cute picture of his nephew or even some nagging from his twin. What he didn't expect was a picture of a SOUL scan...with two tiny dots floating inside it.
His mind struggled to process what he was seeing and then another picture arrived of a hyperventilating LUCK and ORDER staring at the camera with pure exasperation. His smile vanished as he read the paragraph sent after that which detailed why this little 'situation' had occurred, reading it all meticulously and noting the date it was sent.
The time dilation of the AU was worse than he expected for it to even affect a phone created in the OverRealm. Probably his fault with how much magic he had been adding to the place to make it more sturdy so Sun didn't accidentally make the AU crack like a soft shelled egg.
"Hmm, it seems i will have a God shaped rug in my future"
He said lightly, smiling like the literal devil as he mentally planned what he would do to the creature that caused the dominoes to cause ORDER to get pregnant in such an odd manner.
A part of him looking forward to more children to spoil, another part almost gleeful LUCK was experiencing even a small bit of karma by being dragged into this mess....but the main emotion was sheer rage his twin was pushed into a situation like this.
Palette shivered at the playful malice how was that possible?! filled the air and subtly took a step closer to Sun and then not so subtly stood behind the two other children.
"What's wrong with him now? He's never been like this before...."
"He's simply overreacting to some news about Uncle. I'm getting more cousins and he's freaking out about it. I swear he has the strangest reactions to things. He should have at least been more excited about the dinosaur egg idea my cousin shared with me. I bet those types of eggs would be delicious in an omelette and my magic might make them even more fun!"
Sun waved it off as he focused more of his time trying to keep his beam of magic solid to not burn the cupcakes. Smiling in success when they slowly gained teeth and then frosting dog ears popping up when nearly fully cooked. He was right that using various quantities of different magic types would get fun results in the end.
Now if only pure chaos magic didn't cause mini explosions or make black holes that were annoying get rid of, with CHAOS insisting he learn to do it himself instead of trying to throw them into the AntiVoid for someone else to deal with.
Such a party pooper
"𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕤? 𝔻𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕟𝕖𝕣?"
"Something like that. More like sudden platonic life partners from what I could gather. A creature named 'Toby' apparently caused a mishap with a project LUCK was working on, which created my future cousins when the orb of concentrated magic collided with Order during the chase. That's what I got out of my more reasonable godparent at least."
He shared with a slight shrug at the weird family drama only Sun able to call SPITE a reasonable Deity but compared to stalker, it was a close call, intrigued by this new player to reality he had never heard of before. Maybe he would have to change that.
Smiling when his phone buzzed and he revived a photo he had been eagerly waiting for. Pleased that his gift to his friend who lived far too far away, arrived successfully with SPITE really going up in his mind. Maybe having godparents wasn't too bad.
Reality shivered at the future meeting between Toby and Sun, almost two sides of a coin that would either get along like a house on fire or all disaster would occur.
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Sun: *Brimming with unearned confidence* I will be an expert at using Blasters for cooking!
CHAOS: *Appointed as a responsible adult by a very tired school administrator* You are doing great sweetheart!
Everyone else watching: *Incoherent screeching as Sun nearly sets the school on fire yet again*
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CHAOS: *Humming happily as he sends another picture of Sun doing something deranged* I'm sure they will like that
ORDER: *Foaming at the mouth as he tries not to lose his mind*
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CHAOS: *Smiling* I am having a good day!
ORDER: *Sending a message sharing they are pregnant*
CHAOS: *Smile gaining teeth* I need to kill someone today!
*In a far off place*
Toby: *Whining as they hide under a table*
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CHAOS: *Planning war*
Palette: *Freaking out*
Sun: *Rolling his eyes at what he sees as an overreaction* My parent is weird....
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Dream? Who is that?
Fanfiction'Dream' was not happy. He has no idea where he is or what is going on and now has to deal with the grumpy Negativity Guardian. At least it can't get worse...oh, wait -- Reincarnation as babybones Dream who is not happy at how crazy this new place is
