Dream? Who is that?

Chapter 98- Graduating with an A+ and unpleasant revelations (SplitVerse)

Sun is doing his best to educate his supreme stalker on what is and is not acceptable, everyone else is sadly caught in the crossfire of the very unique...presentation

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SplitVerse

X-Tale

"-that leads me to side 146. Now, if you look at this point you will see a helpful diagram that-"

"How long is this going on for?! We've been here for what seems like days!"

"It's only been two hours. I've been counting"

Corrupted said in a rather dead tone to Shattered's question, the time on his phone seeming to move at a snail's pace and he realised with growing dread that they were only halfway through this hell of a presentation. He wasn't sure how the babybones was achieving such a feat and was seriously feeling this had to be a new form of torture, especially with how Nightmare passed out in the first hour which he was very jealous about, wishing he could just knock himself out but it seems his body was too strong.

"Excellent job, little chaos. You are doing great! Keep it up!"

"Shut up, supreme stalker and pay attention! This part is very important to you!"

His eye twitched when he heard Cross cheer like some over enthusiastic parent, while Sun looked like they were a second from lunging for Cross's neck, unsure why he was still staying for this. He stared up at the slide titled: 'How to interact with monsters without looking like a raving lunatic', feeling part of his mind break at how intently Cross was reading it, truly concerned what was wrong with them.

Maybe he should have forced him into therapy years ago like he did for Killer and the rest but he had thought Cross looked stable enough. That was clearly a mistake and now he was suffering the consequences, looking down in envy when he saw Dream pass out with a look of sheer horror frozen on their expression.

It was kind of alarming how many slides had a similar title and yet somehow Sun had a new title for every slide, feeling like his SOUL wanted to leave his body at the insanity of this all, this only reaffirming that Cross should never have children.

CHAOS wiped away a happy tear when they reached slide 300, so very impressed by Sun and how quickly they had accomplished this all. He felt a weird sensation build in his chest, an unnamed emotion growing the longer he observed Sun.

....was this parental affection?

He had never felt so proud in his life, not even when one of his Champions managed to drive three multiverses insane with only a single word but this tiny monster was easily reaching the top ten without even purposefully trying.

The little chaos truly was great.~

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Sun suddenly sneezed in the middle of a slide, an unexplained shiver travelling down his back and looking around suspiciously before his gaze landed on the creepy Deity who was smiling far too widely in his opinion. His 'a stalker is being weird' instinct was going wild, very much not liking the emotions coming off them and going back to his presentation before he could think about it too hard.

Ηe mentally scoffed when he saw the Guardians passed out on the ground, thinking it a tad rude they hadn't bothered to listen to his genius presentation and had decided to nap instead, another reason to dislike Guardians. They could be so lazy and rude, grumbling before quickly moving onto the next slide that was so psychedelic that it caused a passing bird to suddenly shudder and plummet to the ground before it began twitching in a rather concerning way.