Corrupted is exhausted and Ink is thrilled! Sun is still judging everyone around them and his suspicious of 'Cross' keep rising
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SplitVerse
X-Tale
"Good job tiring them out, Corrupted! I knew you would get along with them in no time"
Ink said cheerily as he crouched down where Corrupted was squished underneath the napping large kitty. He hummed in curiosity when he realised how colourful the AU had become, intrigued by how some of the trees looked like a rainbow puked on them.
"I've never seen magic like that before...how neat!"
"Are you insane?!"
"Not officially! Dream said i just missed the mark due to 'technicalities' whatever that meant"
"That was a rhetorical question, you absolute idiot! How is any of this a good thing?! And why aren't you helping me right now?!"
"Of course its a good thing. It's something new!"
Corrupted felt his eye twitch when Ink began rambling at 'how much fun' this would be and felt his own tentacles flinch away from a neon pink stone nearby, something terribly wrong with the magic that turned it that colour and was growing more annoyed that Ink couldn't see how unnatural this all was.
"Dont poke it! Who knows what it is-INK! Are you even listening to me?!"
"Wow. It feels oddly tingly to the touch. I wonder if I can replicate this.."
He watched in resignation when Ink kept poking the unnaturally coloured stone and cringed when he saw them put a rainbow leaf in their mouth, twitching as their emotions went crazy to his senses for a second, feeling a headache coming on.
He wished he was more surprised when Ink did it again to another leaf, giving up trying to push off the 'animal' laying on top of him and slumping on the ground in sheer resignation. Error was so going to dust him for not updating him right away of this issue and at this point he might even thank them for it. He knew the Destroyer wouldn't care for any excuses for delaying on relaying vital information that could potentially make their job harder and very much felt this weird rainbow magic was going to do that.
Now if only he could reach his phone but his arms were sadly trapped under a mound of fluff and was unable to budge an inch, it somewhat terrifying considering he wasn't exactly a weak monster.
He tried to push back the fear of 'what' exactly this creature was to the back of his mind, knowing he didn't have time for a panic attack just yet and compartmentalised like a champ, planning to offload on the other Guardians much later.
Everyone had learned that the hard way with Ink being the main recipient of Error's displeasure it only a lesson you needed once before you got the message to not mess with Error's work..apart from Ink of course who sometimes did it for 'fun', another thing that made him question their intelligence some days.
Corrupted watched with a dead expression when Ink began licking every coloured object like an excited toddler, unsure how the idiot hadnt dusted themselves years ago with such faulty self preservation instincts.
"Huh, my gloves turned purple..i wonder if other clothes will change if i keep touching this!"
...he still couldn't believe that this was the Creator, when they could be dumber then a bag of rock some days.
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Dream? Who is that?
Fanfiction'Dream' was not happy. He has no idea where he is or what is going on and now has to deal with the grumpy Negativity Guardian. At least it can't get worse...oh, wait -- Reincarnation as babybones Dream who is not happy at how crazy this new place is
