This is not a chapter! it's just a christmas add in of the parodies mark sings in his santa's rampage and a very organized thief videos. they have curses, so read at your own risk. even though you should expect them... i hope you enjoy, cause who doesn't love these things written down?!
Frosty the Blow Man,
He was made of cocaine.
He wasn't snow,
Don't you know I'm higher than a plane?!
Deck the Halls with bells of blood!
Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-f*ck you!
It's the season to give santa
all of your toys
you damn bastard kiddies
I don't care where you will go now
go-go-go straight to hell
maybe someday you'll know what..
I go through (now speaking and stammering, as if done and confused) you stupid bastard,
son of a bitch.
on the 12th day of christmas, my true love gave to santa,
12 gold bars, 11 bottles of booze *screams* 10 free escapes and nine *screams and dies, respawns)
8 bottles of wine, 7 bastard kiddies, 6 something else, 5 new raindeer, 4 gaint bazoons?, 3 french somethings, 2 more bazoons?, and a new sleigh for santa
Jingles bells, go to hell
i hope you die today!
santa's coming to kill you
and nothing you can say..
WILL STOP ME (shouts, no sing)
jingle balls, jingle bells,
ho-ho- holy shit
prepare to die you little kiddies
you are a piece of shit.
I hope you enjoyed that and I expect that you sang along in your head, or out loud and imagined mark doing his stuff. have a happy holidays and great new year!!!
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FanfictionKiera is a typical gamer. She spends all of her time on her computer, playing common and popular PC games. Horror, indie, indie horror. She loves her life, but her mother, not so much. Then one night, she gets kicked out...She ends up at her best fr...
