Secret Love Nest

A Lesson for Qing

You know what sucks...

No, not me...well yes, sometimes me...but...

You know what? Could we all stop thinking dirty thoughts of me on my knees in front of Qing about to swallow his...

How about I start all over? Without the sexy thoughts this time, eh.

You know what sucks? When you are in a secret relationship and the man you love got hurt, got rushed to a hospital but you can't go there because people shouldn't get an idea about your real relationship.

How's that for sucking eh? That's major suck there man!

The story goes like this, Qing got hurt while shooting for a show. His leg got slashed by a sharp thing, a minor injury if you look at it in the aftermath but it's bleeding a bit too much, enough for the production crew to feel uncomfortable so they decided to rush him to an emergency room to treat the wound.

Qing ended up with a stich or two on his leg. He was also slightly dehydrated because they had been shooting all day under the sun. They put an IV line on him to get him hydrated and he ended up staying at the ER for two solid hours or until the IV fluid is done.

Qing told me the whole ordeal was fast, that there was no commotion or unnecessary fuzz that happened during their stay there in the ER. 

But I still got worried. And upset...

Qing: (while lying on our bed, resting) Why be upset? You can see that I am fine. It's just a minor injury Dayu, no need to be too worried.

Dayu: (standing by the bed, hands on my waist) I know, I know. But I can't help feeling a bit upset that I didn't get to be there for you.

Qing: (smiling) Oh Mommy, no need to worry, I'm a big boy already. There's no need for you to hold my hand while the good doctor treat my boo boo.

Me: (glaring at him) Are you having fun at my expense?

Qing: Cause you're funny. C'mon Dayu (he tried grabbing my hand but I sidestepped him) Dayu, stop being upset...

Me: Fine! I won't be upset anymore. You are right.

Qing: (frowning) I am? (then look a bit nervous) Why do I suddenly feel nervous that you are agreeing with me?

Me: Because you are a smart man. (Smiling) Since you said you are fine, then I guess we can act like everything is normal, right?

Qing: (thinking hard and looking for a loophole on what I said. It's like the "Of course" game we played  at Chengdu and Shenzhen Fanmeeting all over again) (he finally answered) Yes, everything is normal.

Me: (nodding) Good! (I kick his injured leg) Move! That's my spot.

Qing: (eyes going wide) Shit! Dayu that hurts! Awwww...

Me: (feigning surprise) Oh, why I thought you said you are fine? I thought everything is good and normal? Why? Does it hurt a lot?

Qing: Of course it hurts! I got stiches on it Dayu! The doctor said that I should avoid getting it bump or it may swell.

Me: (nodding again) Ahhh I see, it must not get touch or get bump. Okay, I understand.

I unceremoniously took my pillow under his head.

Qing: (head hitting the head board) Ouch! Dayu, do you plan to give me a head injury too?

Me: (totally ignoring what he said) Then I guess I can't sleep with you tonight. I move a lot while I sleep and I am afraid my legs may bump your injured leg. That won't do so it may be better if I sleep on the guest room tonight.

Qing: (rubbing the part of his head that hit the headboard) What? You will not sleep with me tonight?

Me: Why yes? Why, does the big boy needs Mommy to sleep with him tonight?

Qing: (grimacing) Dayu, I'm just joking...

Me: (with a serious face) The Goddess was right, I need to get you a new joke book. Your jokes are not funny anymore. Goodnight (turn around to leave)

Qing: Dayu! Don't leave me here! What if I need something and I can't get it cause I am injured.

Me: (opening the bedroom door) You're a big boy now, figure it out on your own.

I left the room after that. I let him stew all night, alone and by himself. I was determined to have my rest that night cause I had a busy schedule the next day.

The next night, Wang Qing was back on his feet. He can now move with ease. He cleaned his wound with the help of his assistant but tonight he blocked my path to the bathroom saying...

Qing: (glaring at me) No more sleeping separately from now on. I can't believe you, how did you even get to sleep last night?

Me: (deadpanned) With my eyes close.

Qing: (shocked look on his handsome face.)

Me: (smirking) What? It's funny. Admit it, it's funnier than your "Mommy" joke last night.

Qing: (face getting red) I won't admit anything! That's not funny. Last night was not funny. We are both not funny. Now sleep with me tonight! That's an order.

Me: (bit my lip so I won't laugh at him) (cleared my throat) How about your injury? I may bump it.

Qing: (sneering) Fuck my injury! You can put another slash on my leg if you want but you will sleep with me tonight! Do you have any idea how big our bed is? It's fucking huge when I lay alone in it last night! Why is it so fucking huge?!

Me: So your feet won't dangle when you lay on it. (Smiling at his pouting face, I hug him) (cooed) Oh, did the baby had a hard time sleeping alone? My poor baby.

Qing: (sighing heavenward) Endure it Wang Qing. You don't want to sleep alone again tonight so endure it. Endure it!

I laugh. Now THAT is funny.