Secret Love Nest

A Recipe for Disaster pt 3

Our evening consisted of deciding where to place Cupcake in our bed. Kuai and Kuangnu already placed themselves on it. Kuangnu in the middle of the bed while Kuai is lying on the foot in my side.

Now, where can we put Cupcake?

Since I am still bitter about the piss on my lap thing...

Me: In the laundry room. Let's place her there.

Qing: (ignoring me) How about in my pillow.

Me: (ignoring him as well) In the living room.

Qing: (continued to ignore my suggestions) Between our pillows?

Me: Under the sink in the bathroom.

Qing: (looking around) Maybe just beside me. But what if she falls?

I want to shout that I don't care if she falls. She will fell on a carpeted floor, she will be fine.

I am so bitter, I know. I continued to ignore Qing's suggestions.

Me: Under the sink in the kitchen. With the chemicals and the bleach.

Qing: (surrendered first) I worry about you sometimes.

Me: (sighing) Just put her between our pillows.

Qing: (smiling) Great idea.

Me: Or put her in my spot. I think I will sleep in the guest room tonight.

Qing: (groaning) Dayu ah.

Me: (sighing some more) Kidding. Let's sleep.

We get in bed. Qing put Cupcake, the pissing dog, in the space between our pillows, making sure she has enough space to move and breathe. Then we lay down.

Three dogs. Even if our bed is spacious, with how big Kuai and Kuangnu are, it suddenly felt tight.

I sighed. Qing sighed. I tried closing my eyes to sleep. Qing moved around to get in position. I moved sideways too and open my eyes, to see him staring at me.

Qing: I can't sleep.

Me: Me too.

Qing: (sighing) What should we do?

Me: Fuck? Sex can get us to sleep in no time. It's proven. We did the research and all that.

We did. I swear. Sex makes us tired enough to sleep peacefully.

Qing: (nodding) Let's fuck.

Me: Not here!

Qing: (whispering) Of course! Guest bedroom.

Me: (smiling and nodding) How will we escape?

Qing: Quietly. Me first, then you. Okay?

Me: (nodding) Okay.

I watched in bated breath as Qing slowly move to get off the bed. Kuangnu whined and moved when the bed jostled a little. We both winced and stopped breathing for a while. But Kuangnu goes back to sleeping and Qing tried again.