Secret Love Nest

The Boring Couple

Imagine how profitable it will be if we can sell body fats. Or how wonderful it can be if we can donate it.

Imagine taking a tablet before going to sleep and when you woke up the next day, voila, you have a six pack abs.

Because if that tablet exist I will surely buy it, no matter how much it is. As long as we are talking about money, okay? I mean I will not exchange Qing for a tablet that can give me a six pack abs. It's tempting but still...

Ha ha ha...I'm joking. Qing is priceless to me. And if you see him, kindly tell him that so he will be nice to me.

Because today, he is not nice to me. He is in a mode. Gym mode.

I hate Qing in gym mode. He turns into an orge who is addicted to exercise. And I...sigh...I mean exercise is cool, I guess, but sigh...

Qing: You want to bench press next?

He asked me that while standing in front of me with all of his sweaty goodness.

Bench press?! Ugh! No! I need a diversion tactic to get his mind off lifting weights.

Me: Let's have sex. Right here, right now.

Qing: (eyebrow arching) In front of the other gym patrons?

Me: It adds on the thrill. So, game?

Qing: You don't want to bench press, do you?

Of course I don't! Those fuckers weigh a ton and they are heavy. My arms will ache and I will forgo writing on my diary again. I hate writing with sore achy arms.

But Qing must not know that. So...

Me: Me? Don't like bench press? Impossible! I love bench pressing, if those words are real term used by real people. I'm just in the mood for sex. You know, we have been here in the gym for two hours now...

Qing: (correcting me) Fifteen minutes. We just started fifteen minutes ago.

Me: (eyes rounding) Just fifteen minutes? Wow! Why does it feel like two hours already? Maybe all those exercises we did are finally working in my body.

Qing: All we did was the stretching routine.

Me: And it was a good stretching routine. Go us! So? Snack? I want some milk shake. With choco waffle sticks.

Qing: (frowning) I thought you want to have sex. Right here, right now.

Me: That was five minutes ago. You let you chance to sex me up just pass by, Wang Qing. My offer has an expiration period.

Qing: Of five minutes?

Me: Yes. So let this be a lesson learned. When I offer sex, jump on it or it will expire in...(gesturing to him)

Qing: (sighing) Do I have to say it?

I nod.

Qing: (blandly) Your offer will expire in five minutes.

Me: Exactly. So snacks?

Qing: Does you offer of snacks also has an expiration date? Because I think I will also wait for it to expire.

Me: (shaking my head) It's open for two hours. Then when it expires, I will offer you dinner next.

Qing stared at me. I stared back at him. He crossed his exercises developed arms on his exercise developed chest.