Secret Love Nest

Match pt1

Today is the day.

The day that Qing's ass will lose in a game they all call: Badminton.

Me: (flexing my muscles) I am so pumped up. Like so pumped up I can pump the gas on all the cars on the highway today.

Qing: (sighing while looking at me) Oh my goodness.

Me: (smirking and pointing at Qing) You are going down. You are so going down. Like so down, it will be ground floor.

Qing: Uhuh...

Me: (hopping on one foot) I will beat your ass in badminton so bad. Like it's so bad I will be like neighborhood gangster kicking a puppy. Do you know what I call people who kick puppies?

Qing: (not so sure) Bad people?

Me: (crincking my neck sideways) Exactly! That's how bad I will kick your ass in badminton. That level of badness. (Doing a high kick) Woah!

Qing: (getting out of the way) Woah?

Me: I am hype.

Qing: No. I think you are on drugs. Oh my...how will I explain this to your parents?

Me: (puzzled) What will you explain to my parents?

Qing: That you...never mind. (Sighing) Do you really think you can beat me in badminton?

Me: Of course! (Squinting my eyes) Why? Do you doubt it? Are you doubting my skill? (Walking close to Qing and bumping his chest with mine) Do you like to die?

Qing: (amazed) What is happening to you?!

Me: (raising my arms in the air) I am pumped to win in badminton, baby!

Qing: (since he knew me) What is really going on?

Me: (energy deflating) I haven't slept well in two days watching badminton matches online. I have dark circles in my eyes. I have eyebags, Wang Qing!

Qing: Jesus...

Qing leaned closer to me. I am pouting at him. Qing took my face and tilt it up.

Qing: I don't see the dark circles. Concealer?

Me: (nodding) I think I bought good concealers this time.

Qing: Yeah, I can see. I think I need the name of this brand of concealer you are using. It does the job.

Me: (chuckling) We are so macho. Talking about make up.

Qing: (smiling) You are not well rested?

Me: I think so.

Qing: Shall we cancel this?

Me: No! No! I watch videos, Wang Qing! For hours! I am an expert badminton player now.

Qing: (frowning) I don't think watching endless badminton matches online can miraculously make you an expert player, my love.

Me: It doesn't matter. I am ready to beat you in badminton.

Qing: (smirking at me) Do you like to put money where you mouth is?