Secret Love Nest

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Hello, it's me again Dayu. And yes, I did survive Qing fucking me six ways to Sunday when he got back from his shooting out of town.

But if I survived that, this thing I am doing now will probably be the death of me.

So let's start another installment of my crazy life, shall we?

All flowers have meanings. Like roses, it symbolizes love and admiration. Hyacinth symbolizes playfulness. Carnation symbolizes pride and purity. Daffodil symbolizes chivalry. Etc and etc..

(Learn all about flowers with Dayu. Live now!)

Am I creeping you all out with my flower talk? Well I am creeped out too but what can I do, I have Qing's mom AND my mom looking at me while I learn all about flowers and how to arrange them.

My mom: (addressing Qing's mom) I am really enjoying this class. I never thought that they have this kind of class, I am learning new arrangements. Thank you very much.

Qing's mom: (smiling back at my mom) You are very much welcome. I really wanted to spend some time with you and I am so glad you decided to visit Dayu this week. And when I heard that you are interested in flowers and gardening I thought about this class.

My mom: Oh they also have gardening?

Qing's mom: Yes! If you are interested in starting a herb garden or a zen garden, they have classes for those too.

Excellent! One question. Or maybe a LOT of questions. Why am I placed between them? Why am I here, arranging calla lilies in a flower vase? Why am I here wearing a green apron with garden shears and bottle spray in hands? Why am I HERE?! Why am I living?

(Tip #1: Don't let yourself lose in rock paper scissor game.)

My mom: YuYu, isn't it amazing that you are learning something new? You have your own space now, even though you and Qing are both boys, there's nothing wrong in placing some flowers in your home.

Me: We have flowers in the house Ma. When it suits him, Qing will buy pre arranged flowers for the house.

Qing's mom: Oh pre arranged flowers. This is much better than that Dayu. You can use your own ideas on how to arrange the flowers. You will have more control that way.

My mom: That is right. It's always much nicer if you will let your imagination do the job for you. Better buy bundles of flowers and you can arrange it yourself.

Qing's mom: And it is relaxing. Stress relieving. Therapeutic. Don't you think so?

No I don't think so! I am so far from relaxed my muscles are ready to pop at any moment.

My mom: Of course! It is indeed relaxing. Looking at flowers make me happy.

And they laugh together.

Wow! Talk about being double teamed. I gather all my patience and strength to smile while reminding myself that one of them gave birth to me and the other one gave life to the man I love. Isn't it wonderful that they like each other? Yes, yes it is.

Plus I love them both so...I smile and arrange more flowers.

(Tip #2: Look out for those thorns, they hurt like little fuckers)

Finally, the class ended and we get to keep our masterpieces. Of course both mothers have beautiful flowers to keep while mine is passable for someone who is a first timer and as the only male in the class.