Secret Love Nest

Sweet Lover

Do you guys have any idea how hard it is to fight with your lover over the phone?

Or how annoying it is to be angry at him when you can't see his face to determine if he is laughing at you or taking your anger seriously?

Well, Qing just about ticked off all my "step by step on how to annoy the hell out Dayu" boxes.

(Is that a thing? The "step by step...etc" or that? Is that a real thing?"

Yes, it's a thing. It's real. I have that.

Anyways...so Qing, you are all probably wondering what he did to annoy me, well...those posts at his weibo account annoys me.

And we have conversations about it. And I may have overreacted.

(No?! You...call him out on it? And overreacted? You?)

Yes! I did! Oh, is that sarcasm I detected on your...you know what? Never mind. I have to write it down so I can calm down.

(Write it. We will just get some popcorn cause it might be entertaining)

It is not entertaining. I may have shouted. Anyways...here is the conversation.

Me: Why on Earth would you exercises without any lights on? Why?

Qing: (laughing from the other end of the phone line) That's your take on it. Me, exercising in the dark?

Me: Do I need to see another view on it? All I saw is you, without any shirt on, surprise surprise...in the dark. With dumbbells...

Qing: Iron barbells.

Me: Iron barbells. Did I say dumbbells? It's because I think you are dumb.

Qing laughed again. See? He is annoying me.

Here I am, in Shenzhen, working hard. While he exercises in the dark without his shirt on. How fucking inconsiderate is that?!

Me: Why do you have to be naked when I am not there to ogle you?

Qing: I am not naked. I have sweatpants on. And that is why I posted it on weibo. So you can ogle at it.

Me: But I am not the only one who can see it?!

Qing: So?

Me: (livid at his stupidity) That is mine!

Qing: (chuckling) Ah, I am pretty sure my body is mine and I can do anything I want with it.

Me: Well I have a share on that corporation, Mister. I have vested interest on it. I am co owner of that body.

Qing: Sure.

I hate him. One word, one syllable answers annoys me and he knows that, that is why he is answering like that.

He is super annoying, I want to...see his face.

Me: Let me do a video call.

Qing: I can't right now.

Me: Why? Where are you?

Qing: At the condo.

Me: So? Let me see you.

Qing: I can't...

Me: Why?

Qing: I just...can't. I am doing something.

Me: (scandalized) Are you masturbating now? While talking to me? Is that why your tone sounds breathy?! Oh my God!

Qing: What?! No! I...(sighing) Why did you call anyway?